This reminds me of a poem I submitted in grade eight for a booklet, and it was accepted. It was about killing someone and dumping the body. I must remember to destroy all copies of those booklets if I somehow get famous someday.
But hamburgers, m...

LOL! I can just imagine your teacher being horrified by this! How lame. But amusing!

Oh, the haiku itself, I thought was funny. XD

LMAO!!! LMAO!!! this is awesome!!! i was laughing hysterically when i read it!!! your teacher should've taken it!!!! (i wouldnt use so many exclamation points but i'm on a sugar high!!!)

It really was kinda funny.
I've heard many of haiku's that were much worse in my own German (read: English)* class.

*Logically, it's your mother tongue in which you have poetry as a subject at school...

I love the vision @ the end of your Haiku.....LOL
TTYL,
Lexy AKA BurgessPanther

P.S. if you didn't see my posting already, thanks for your review!

i found it funny, my vegetarian friend didn't

LMAO! That is the best damn Haiku I have ever read! I love the irony in the last line. Omg.. That was great!

Lol (literally)... I am sitting in the library and I just got a lot of nasty looks.

Funny haiku!

Tell your teacher she's
A philistine, who does not
Understand *real* art.

^_~ How's that?

This is true art... SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO ARTISTIC, uh, SNESE!!!

hoe!! funny hehe, that's why I'm vegetarian ^^

Wow. That was the best (first) Haiku I've ever read. Pretty nifty. Yup yup. What do teachers know!? It someone how reminded me of that song that slike..War..Huh..What is it good for? Absolutely nothing..Anyways. That was interesting Though not very long. o.o I think I can count how many words there were on my fingers. No. But if I use my fingers and feet it works. ^-^ Or if I had two more fingers..Either way. (thats not including all the stuff you mentioned about teachers..blahb lah blah..) okay..well..yeah..Hurry up with that other fic! NOw!

HAHA! Sweet sweet irony. This seldom comes to mind when ppl are chowing down on a burger. LOL! This is genius! Like a harsh slap in the face by reality! *grins* Also works well to gross ppl out, a double bonus!

That haiku kicks **!!! I love it! I love it! I love it! Your teacher is a friggin' moron! I can't believe she wouldn't accept it! I don't understand what's so offensive about it. Some teachers just don't understand art when they see it!

LOL! That was weird, but funny.

YOUR TEACHER IS AN ** HOLE,NOW IM JUST PLAYING,YOUR POEM SUCKED!!!!ALTHOUGH I MUST COMFESS I DO ENJOY THE ACCASIOUNAL HAMBURGER!!