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| Sad Statue 2006-04-08 ch 1,  | abuseThe last one's not a blonde joke, but it is kinda funny...I've heard a different version though. In the end of the version I know, the third alien only knew how to say, "Plug it in, plug it in". And when they got arrested and were all set to be executed in electric chairs...but the chairs had been left unplgged. The executioner, not knowing this, couldn't get the chairs to work, and when he asked out loud, "What the hell is the matter with the chairs?"And then alien 3 says "Plug it in, plug it in." |
| Debbie-chan 2005-08-02 ch 1, | abuseStupid and predudiced. |
| The Postscript 2005-06-28 ch 1, | abuseNice jokes, I like the last one the best. People who find this offensive should lighten up... |
| Mononoke 2003-12-16 ch 1, anon. | abuseThis is so stupid. Write better jokes. YOu idiot. |
| Carly 2003-01-25 ch 1, anon. | abuseYou know what? I would have found this funny except for one thing. This is very offensive to me and other blondes. You know all blondes aren't bimbos and they don't just care about their looks. I care about my looks, but at the same time I'm by no means stupid or dumb. I have a 3.8 GPA at NYU and I have two majors, one being writing and the other being fashion designing. I keep up with my social life, with my cheerleading practice, and with school work and I'm not stupid. So please apologize or something. *Always* ~*~Carly~*~ |
| Ice Wolf17 2002-05-19 ch 1, | abuseCool! Keep on writing! |
| lightbulby29 who's too lazy... 2002-03-16 ch 1, anon. | abuseI heard the alien one, but the others were new to me. I hope you have more jokes for us! |
| Sar-Chan1 2002-03-16 ch 1, | abusehi |