Can I pretend to flame you in the hope that you will hurt me? I'm a masochist today.

I know what you mean about teachres corrections. They recently decided here that all teachers have to use red pens to make corrections and it just freaks you out if you get a paper back and it looks like someone's just been murdered on it. Oh well. Like the personification. (I always liked onimotopeia better.) If I spelled something wrong I don't care cuz I'm doing this illegally during lunch at school and I'm not lookin' back!

~*~ One by one the sockmonkeys come and steal away my sanity. ~Starshadow

I give you props for putting actual work into a school assignment. I usually just throw something together at the last minute. Well done. ^_^

Hmm...v. good for a writing piece! But...somehow...not really malevolence in my opinion. (By the way--I think this should be titled Malevolence, not Malevolent). People have laughed at me my whole life, so go ahead and have a hearty chuckle. Also, damn you for picking such a hard-to-spell personification like 'malevolent.' Every time I begin to type it I accidently type, 'malavo--, no wait, malovo--damn, I mean--'.

Right. Um.

I can't exactly explain why this doesn't fit my idea of malevolence, but I still think it's awesome for a piece of writing.

And now you laugh.

Bye.