|Reviews for Stephen Dies|
| Princess Mariana 7/5/12 . chapter 1
This is great! Though I really hope that death is actually like that...
| InspiredVisionary 7/1/12 . chapter 1
It's like you aim to insult religious people- but dude I'm pretty religious and I LAUGHED with you here. Good job :) writing this.
| lola 1/27/11 . chapter 1
great tone, very amusing, good banter. i get that it's satirical and clearly not meant to be at all taken seriously, but one small side note: when you say that muslims go to hell for not believing in the proper god? islam, like judaism and christianity, is based on the book of abraham. same god, different name.
| Ah another one 11/6/09 . chapter 1
Wow. An American who hates catholics, please hold me while I die of shock (not).
How repulsive, you writing clearly shows that you have a lack of respect for religion and clearly a lack of respect for yourself. How anyone would actually publish this is beyond me. Even your geek fantasy (which is clearly based off you and your sad little life and dilusions - in which geeks ACTUALLY get laid. as if, loser) is better than this.
Oh boo hoo. something bad happened to you. Sad little you. I bet it didn't happen, i bet your an only child - that would explain the fact that you have the emotional IQ of a rice grain.
Please - stop entering trash like this and actually contribute to society, you small minded twit.
If this is what you think of Christians, i'd hate to see what you think of Muslims. Those poor people never seem to get a break with your type always hanging around. Funnily enough its your type that always seems to be ruling your meddlesome country - starting a war in a country because of Oil. Now really. Just because you voted for a black president; you're still the most discriminating and racist country openly known to society. No wonder Russia hates you.
I'm done talking now - i wonder if your little head could comprehend this? Probably not.
Go back to shooting your toy guns.
| zoule 7/1/08 . chapter 1
Haha. Great new look at Heaven, Satan, and cafeteria food!
| audsome 8/6/07 . chapter 1
This is actually better than I thought it'd be. It has enough humor at the end that makes up for some of the other parts; namely Susan. Wouldn't Susan just be sent straight to Hell? And that thing about God trying to find a woman that wouldn't abort the child, I've wondered the same thing myself.
| Sir Exal 8/12/06 . chapter 1
Hey again. I have to say, (having a tsktsk-ing view of religon at best) this was a truly awesome piece of satire. I laughed...so very hard...when it was revealed Jesus was aborted. Great.
| Geht 6/14/06 . chapter 1
That was absolutely hilarious. When I finished the line with the "It all made sense now," I had to stifle my laughter or people would stare at me.
Unfortunately, I happened to read the reviews, and there's some person that says that your writing is "gay." It makes me wonder why a uptight conservative homophobe like him would read a well-written piece that clearly shows that it is satirical of religion.
Sorry for getting off track, but I think your writing is very well done.
| Kaggr 3/31/06 . chapter 1
Interesting view. xD
| ColdFrost 10/22/05 . chapter 1
Very amusing, a great story! Quite a good outlook on things really... I am adding it to my favourites.
| SparkerTwice 8/14/05 . chapter 1
Great, great, GREAT story. Wow. Awsome. Hysterical. Clever. Well-written. Wow. Thanks for the second laugh of my night!
| Fragomine 2/23/05 . chapter 1
That... Was, The gayest piece of litrature i have ever read. You sir should be ashamed.
| SpawnMeister666 11/7/04 . chapter 1
This is extremely funny!
Anything that can poke fun at religion in such a way is always going to be good in my book!
Like it a lot!
| Cinn 9/12/04 . chapter 1
Ah! Dirty old man!
Great dude, and damn, I would be in the same boat as you, 'cept I'd probably come out negative. ;)
| Disturbing Loner 4/3/04 . chapter 1
this is so... disrespectful to religion... i like it... alot... lots of great little jokes (It all made sense now. "Amy...")