HAHAHA! Hey, Make Darth Vader kill Barney, Baby Bop, and B.j. I wrote a story in which his killers include, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Boba Fett, clone troopers, U.S. soldiers, and most recently, the Aztecs.

Barney scared me when I was little too...
*huddles up in the corner of a padded room*

My brother came up with a few more :A satelite goes super glass on barney's arse. 2)Food poinsoning 3)Mob of angry midgets 4)Several people's new year's resolution ((muahahahaha)) 5) Godzilla sues for infrigment on copyrighted ideas for an evil dinosaur type thing, gets angry with the purple monstrocity and bites off his head. that's all for now, I'll keep you posted ^-^;

u r so cool, smart and funny! i feel the same way as u. hey, do ya know the song ' i luv u' that he always sings? u heard the parody 'i hate you?' hehehehe, luv it. (starts singing) i hate u, u hate me, but let's team up and kill barney. with a kick at his tail and bullet in his head . . .

You are a truly twisted soul. Some constructive critizisim: it would be much more frightening if all the kids started twitching on the floor under the impression that Barny is trying to teach them Yoga. I seriously doubt that the producers would celebrate the death of Barney, he is making them alot of money. Rather I believe that being involved in the making of the show has lowered their IQ scores to the point where they are no longer capable of preventing your assasinations. Having said that I demand to know why you haven't had Barney do a skit on train safty, the dangers of playing chicken...SPLAT!

OMG! THIS WAS SO FUNNY! ^_^ Tehee
I once had a dream that I killed barney with a butter knife O_o So I wrote a story about it! ^_^

lol i like that idea hehe *devil horns* you should kill barney by making him watch HIS own shows tweny billion times over and over...wait that's just TOURCHER!!...*thinks it over*...DO IT!! lol jk though it'd be interesting...*more devil looks* hehe still like it!!

OK then...this is kinda freaky~

Ya, so anyways, wouldn't the producers sue barney's dead butt for getting the costume all peanut buttery? And have you ever noticed while flipping channels that the *kidnergardeners* are really 10+ years old?

I think that the *kidnergardners* (ya, I can't spell) shoud go on strike and end up throwing a picket sign into barney's windpipe, making it impossible for him to breathe, and then they should sing a song about lovely red raindrops.

MWA HA HA *standard evil laugh*

jinxy

PS: like SPIDERMAN

UPDATE! YOU HAVE TO UPDATE! =D This is one of the funniest things i've ever read... ^_^ Ahem.

Make Barney teach the kindergarten kids about fish, and when he's at it he gets eaten by a piranha. Or you could do a band related death...

REAL FUN-NAY, dude.

That is all I have time to say.
Besides, I have to go now, lest the NUCLEAR BOMB i'm defusing go off.

~IcePaws

I got an idea! Death by the Mafia! When shooting begins, for some ODD and UNEXPLAINABLE reason, the Mafia bursts in and blasts Barney to death with MP5's and M-16's! Hehehehe! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!

Go peanut butter! *victory dance* Oh erm, anyhow, how about death by papercut?

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Phoenix Master

I thought of another way... think barney drinks water with uranium in it and either
a) dies or radiation or b) the uranium in his stomach meets stomach acid

LOL that was a really hilarious story keep writing more variations plz!
(note: This will be my sn for Fiction.net in July, if it isn't taken already)