I like the poem. Great job.

Women are weird. Believe me, I know-I happen to be one. But I wouldn't call your lack of understanding her being socially retarded. You're just being... a guy. Really, you're probably in the same boat with all your guy friends. Not to say that guys aren't smart or anything of that sort, but girls are just strange (and proud of it, I might add).

you've got a good heart, but its in the wrong place, you should be helping people you don't know, to avoid this sort of situation, you're lucky your friend understood. luck