A/N: This is yet another poem about Fred, my Rabid Penguin of DEATH!. Just a little something that made feel better when I was down. ENJOY!

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All these problems

I don't know how to solve them.

They make my mind spin,

And make my senses dim.

So how do I solve these problems,

That give me so much grief?

Why, I give them to my penguin,

Who happened to run out of cheese.

So Fred will eat

All the problems of the world.

And I'll be so happy, you see,

Because all my problems

Revolve around homework!!

So down to his belly

Goes all the homework.

Algebra, English, Biology…

I will breathe free.

And I will be so happy, you see,

Because all my problems go "Buh-Bye!"

So I will do the happy dance

With the penguin I love so much.

And you'll love him too-

because he'll be coming to visit YOU!

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa…!!!

********************************************************************************************************* A/N: Do you like it? Do you hate it? …I seem to ask that a lot… huh. Oh well! Lemme know anyways!

If you liked this, go read my other poems about Fred, the Rabid Penguin of DEATH!.

You're sure to like them!

~ Lady Éowyn

POWER TO THE PENGUINS!

^_^