I'll Tell You...

By: Neko-chan

Shhhh...

I'll tell you a secret.

Promise you won't tell anyone?

It's a very _important_ secret.

I've heard from Barbara,

who heard it from Jane,

who heard it from Tony,

who originally heard it from Alyce...

Do you want to hear?

You'll never hear this again.

Ever again.

It's that big.

Pinky promise

you won't tell,

that you'll keep it

between the two of us.

Ready?

When you hear this,

you'll flip.

It's all around school.

The funny thing is,

it's true.

Strange, huh?

It's not just a rumor.

Well, the secret is...

The secret is...

The secret is...

The secret is...

I'm dead inside.