Hey this is a story about a life. Not mine, but these stuff actually
happened to me. Not in the same day, but this isn't a biography anyways,
so nothing to worry bout. It involves annoying teachers, friends who make
fun of me and I always question the relationship, never have a girlfriend,
and bad grades to top it all off. This is a story of a really bad day. I
hope you enjoy it because I certainly didn't.
I wake up late to go to school because my alarm broke because of my
brother screwing it up. I run to the bus stop to find that it left. I
have to go to school since it is the last day. The only person at my house
to drive me is my grandfather so I had a lot of fun with that going 5mph on
an empty street. I arrive late and get insulted which really sucks. I
have my first class, typewriting. Let me tell you something. My computer
teacher is so mean, like mean that no words can describe her, unless I make
up a word. Ok, from now on extremely mean that words can't describe is
called hafar. Some, but very few, are on her good side, but most are on
her bad side. Guess what side I'm on. I won't say anything, but I'm the
guy that usually gets caught playing solitaire on the computer while the
teacher is teaching the lesson. The last day of school, I get caught
playing solitaire. I'm just hooked. The worst part is, someone told on
me. I couldn't believe it. Who the hell would do that? I'm nice to
everyone. I don't make fun of anyone, and yet I'm the guy who gets kicked
around. I mean come on. The worst part is I get detention from the
annoying computer teacher. This extremely sucks, the last day of school
and I have detention. I mean I couldn't believe it. But I figured hey,
whenever my day starts bad, it ends well. I should've never come up with
that stupid theory. It usually works, but not that day. The rest of the
school day is alright until I went to detention. In detention, you have to
stare out of a window for a full hour. Usually, they don't do this, but
they stopped the clocks, and it was 2:15 for the whole hour. After that I
went home. There I was ready for the perfect thing. A blind date. I
thought it would be perfect, but obviously you know it wasn't. I was
dating a freak hick girl. It was so sick. She was mean and had a tooth
that faced ninety degrees; I mean it was like it was looking straight at
you. I wanted to leave as soon as possible. It was so disgusting when she
went shopping at Victoria's Secret. Eww. I though I wasn't shallow, but I
never realized that I was! Believe it or not I wanted to go to my twisted
house out of all places. When I went home, I was stopped by my stupid
brother. He was bothering me as always. I mean I swear to God he was so
annoying so I decided the best course of action. Charged him and kicked
his butt. Of course the fight was stopped and I was grounded as usual, but
hey he deserved it. After that I sneaked out to go skateboarding at the
parking lot right by my house. I didn't do that good. When I was walking
home, I was jumped for my skateboard. I couldn't believe like something
like that happened to me, but you probably would. I mean my neighborhood
hates skateboarding. I was both of those in one. After that I went to
sleep and that was pretty much the worst day of my entire life.
Entertaining huh? Well that's my story. If you enjoyed my pain and
misery, then I hate you. If you felt sorry, thank you. If you felt sorry,
are a pretty teenage girl, call me sometimes. Well that's my story, bye.