Next to Me

Why can't you stand to be next to me?
Am I that repulsive? Do I repulse you?
Are my clothes embarassing? Do I embarass you?
Is my perfume unpleasant? Do I not please you?
Am I too quiet and shy? Do I not interest you?
Am I out of line? Do I intimidate you?
Is my personal bubble too big? Do I suffocate you?
Are my words too opinionated? Do I annoy you?
So why can't you stand to be next to me?
Maybe it's not me. Maybe you're just a butthead.