Second-Hand Stoned

a combined effort by Vanessa, Jenna, and Randi

I'm all alone

Don't wanna go home

'Cause I'm second hand stoned

This shit's the shit,

But I didn't take a hit

'Cause I'm only second hand stoned

Can't smoke a toke

'Cause I'm totally broke

Doesn't matter

'Cause I'm already second hand stoned

I don't moke mot

But my friend smokes pot

And I'm only second hand stoned

Killin' brain cells every time I inhale

Can't buy pot 'cause it ain't on sale

Don't have to

'Cause I'm already second hand stoned

High on the grass

Sitting on my ass

Holy shit! I rhymed!!

But I swear! I'm only... second hand stoned