Disclaimer: Any resemblances to anything is not intentional. I do not own anything which I obviously borrowed (like 1-800-Call Sam or Bunnicula or anything else I missed). I also don't own the characters except for myself because all of them are real-life friends, enemies, and teachers of mine. Read the first two parts if you haven't as of yet. This is the third and final part. Read on and please leave a review when you're done! ~Karebear

PART 3
CHAPTER 11

DATE: Monday, June 4th, 1999
LOCATION: Pendleton Middle School Media Center - Home Room
TIME: 8:09 AM

Keelah snuck into her home room class, also dubbed Advisory, late as usual. She was clad in coat and still holding her French Horn which she played in band, and her backpack, which she had not yet emptied in to her locker.
Mrs. McGann looked at her angrily, and changed the attendance record before handing it to the sheet collector boy.
Keelah slid into her seat at her normal table consisting of Kara, Megan, Kristy Curtier, Kelsey Ewok, and Kailie Hurley. She turned to Kara and mouthed, "Any news?"
Kara shook her head. "No, and watch out!"
Keelah felt someone tapping her on the shoulder. She turned around to see Bob Panteroley standing there, grinnig like the dumbass he was. Most of the 8th grade guys at Pendleton Middle School liked to bother Keelah because she was so easy to bother. She expected it anyway, seeing as she was a moody, blonde vegetarian who proudly admitted she didn't like most men.
"Yes?" Keelah asked expectantly.
"Hello my little Keelah, heard there was a brutal killer going around Derrin lately. I just thought maybe you'd like some protection." He winked at her and smiled flirtingly.
"Oh really?" she said, sounding interested. "Well guess what, Robert. I happen to BE that killer, so I doubt I'll be needing any, so called, "protection." Especially from the likes of you." The blonde turned around, disgusted and faced her grinning friends.
The insulted Bob turned back around and began to walk back to his table, but Keelah kicked him in the back, sprawling him on the floor awkwardly. Megan grinned and Keelah smiled, saying, "Thank you for warning me of his prescence Kara."
"No prob."
Suddenly, an unmistakeable voice called out from behind.
"Hey Keelah."
'Ach!' Keelah's face soured at the recognizable greeting. It was none other than Kyle Moore, Scum of the Universe, and the biggest Loser of all the guys at OJHS. Kara hated him just as much as Keelah for his annoying qualities. He always greeted Keelah the same way.
Keelah sighed. "What do you want Kyle?"
"The pleasure of your company." He grinned.
Kara rolled her eyes. "Kyle, have you ever realized that Keelah doesn't get 'pleasure' from your company like you do form hers? And do you know why not? It's because you're an asshole, and a Bastard, and by all human rights, you should be dead." Shouted Kara angrily. Kyle flicked her off and simultaneously, all 6 girls at the table flicked him off in return.
Without warning, a low growl was heard, and two beady red eyes illuminated from the shadows of a nearby vent.
"Oh no, Cornflakes!" shouted Keelah.
Kyle backed away, eyes wide and frightened. "Wha- what is that?" He whimpered. The cold eyes were focused on him, and the rabbit popped from the vent and continued to advance.
"Oh Bunny," Kara began. "Killing Kyle Moore could have serious repercussions."
The rabbit continued to edge forward, snarling vicously.
"Oh well, you tried." Keelah shrugged.
Silently, the trio urged the rabbit on. Suddenly a piercing shriek from Kelsey pierced the air as the bunny lunged into the air. They all saw the rabbit come down on the other side of Kyle, then walk away. They sighed disappointedly as they noticed Kyle was still standing there, alive. Then, unexpectedly, his head simply dropped off of his body and onto the floor by the girl's feet. His body then tumbled over after it. Blood spewed everywhere.
Unable to help herself, Keelah cried, "All right!!! Go Cornflakes! What a way to kill!"
Kara and Megan cheered as well, but Mrs. McGann stared at all three in utter bewilderment. "Girls!" she reprimanded them. "Killing someone is a federal and immoral offense!! Go sit in the corner!"
"Aww, shucks..." Keelah moaned. "But we have to go catch my maniacal rabbit Mrs. McGann!" she protested.
"Forget that!" Kara shouted as she looked out into the hall where all the students in the classroom had now fled to. "He's going after Bob Panteroley!! Kill bunny, KILL!!!"
"Wonderful..." th teacher muttered regarding her three favorite students. "I thought you three gave up being weird for Lent..."
"Hey guys!" Kara fretted. "Cornflakes is getting away!"
With no time to think, Megan and Keelah raced into the hall and ripped down on the fire alarm.
Mr. Horton, and Mrs. GishFilbert, the two vice-principals at PMS, saw the two do so, shouted angrily, "Hey! Get back here you two! What do you think you're doing?!"
Megan and Keelah froze. Mr. Horton grabbed Kara's shoulder as she ran out the doorway to the media center.
"And just where do you think YOU'RE going miss..." but his voice was droned out by the sound of kids running madly for the doors, thinking it to be a drill, or even a real fire.
Mrs. "Bitch" Filbert, as most of the kids called her, jumped into action. "STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!" she hollered, but her voice was also lost in the melee.
As most of the kids cleared out of the halls, Mr. Horton and Mrs. Gish marched the three girls to the main office to be punished.
"B-b-but wait!! We have to catch the rabbit!! The rabbit I tell you!!!"
Mr. Horton whirled around to face Keelah and Megan. Kara stood behind the male vice principal, while Keelah and Megan stood in front of the female one... well, if you could CALL her a female. No one actually lnew for sure anymore; she was so ugly.
While Mr. Horton bitched away, Kara turned around and saw Cornflakes down the hall a ways, glaring at them with a mangled body lying at his side.
"Uhh... Mr. Horton?" Kara said warily.
No answer. He didn't hear her even though there was no noise other than his voice. Mr. Horton was always thought to be deaf.
"Mr. Horton!!" Kara said louder, trying to get his attention. Still, he didn't hear the young girl. 'Man, that guy seriously needs a hearing aid.' Kara thought to herself.
"MR. HORTON!!!!!" Kara practically screamed as Cornflakes picked up his pace, and advanced on the five people in the hall.
Finally, Megan and Keelah forced the teacher to turn around -- all too late. Cornflakes leaped into the air, aiming for Kara. Instead, Kara ducked away to the side just in time for the rabid rabbit to miss her and attack Mr. Horton instead.
Mr. Horton's head rolled away and Cornflakes looked up to see where Kara had gone, only instead, he saw Keelah and Megan.
Instantly, the two girls tried to shove Mrs. Gish forward, but the fat bitch was too heavy to move so they ducked behind her instead.
"JOHN!!" Mrs. Gish screamed at her fallen comrade in anguish. "NOOOO!!! Now we can't have orgies in the teacher's lounge anymore!!!!" She whirled around to face Keelah and Megan. "What have you done?!!"
"Hey we didn't do it!!" Keelah defended.
Cornflakes tried to get by Mrs. Gish to get to Keelah and Megan, but she was so large, she practically took up the entire hallway.
Mrs. Gish continued to drone on. "You kids are in big trouble. I just can't believe this..."
"Yo Gish!!" Megan yelled. "Move your mother f*ckin' fat ass before it gets kicked!!"
"WHAT??!!! Why, this is ridiculous, this is unbelievable, this is... this is UNACCEPTABLE!!!! Why, if MY parents EVER heard me swear..."
As she continued to bitch, Kara cut in, "Your parents were fat asses too!!" thus causing a long enough distraction for Keelah and Megan to squeeze past the immensely obese woman to join up with Kara.
Just as this was happening, Cornflakes leapt and bit into the back of Mrs. Gish's throat. Blood spurted all over the floor and Mrs. Gishfilbert went down in anguish. When she hit the floor, it actually shook, knocking the girls off their feet.
Surprisingly enough, Cornflakes did not take advantage of their situation and attack, rather, he scrambled away.
"He's climbing into the ventilation system!!" Megan cried.
"After him!!" shouted Keelah, already in hot pursuit.
Ignoring the still alive rotund woman squirming in pain on the floor behind them, the three girls ran down the hall, following the scattering of tiny, clawed feet in the pipes above their heads.
"Shh!! Quiet down!" Kara instructed. The girls listened in silence as the soft pitter-patter of Cornflakes paws above moved swiftly down the hall.
They followed the sound wherever it went and soon found themselves on the second floor. Still following the vent down a dark hall, they abruptly came to a halt when they reached a dead end. There was a door before them. Kara tried the knob.
"It won't open."
"Oh, wait!!" Keelah said. "Step aside for a second."
"What are you going to do?" Megan asked her in an annoyed tone.
"Just stand back!!" Megan and Kara did so as Keelah backed up a couple paces, slapped a determined look on her face, then ran up to the door and hauled herself into it as hard as she could.
It didn't budge.
"Oof..." Keelah groaned painfully as she collided with the heavy wooden door. Energy spent, she slid to the floor in a pitiful heap.
Kara and Megan gasped, astonished, and rushed over to help her up.
"What the Hell possessed you to do that?!" Kara cried as she grabbed Keelah's arm and roughly pulled her up.
"I assumed I could!" Keelah protested as she rubbed her arm in pain. Megan gave her a cynnical look to which Keelah reacted, saying, "Hey, I did it last night, didn't I?"
"Hey you two, didja ever think about turning the knob THIS way?" Megan brought to attention, as she did so herself.
The door swung easily open. The girls squinted at the bright sunlight, realizing that this door led to the roof.
Warily, they stepped out onto the tar covered surface. Upon looking around the corner, Megan discovered a vent cover to be lying on the ground with the opening exposed. "Cornflakes is up here all right." she informed the others.
Suddenly the sky got slightly darker as the girls realized a large cumulo-nimbus cloud was forming above them, a rain cloud. The girls could feel a faint drizzle of rain droplets on their skin. In a matter of seconds, it began to rain more steadily.
"Wonderful." Kara said. "As if things couldn't get any worse, now it looks like we're in an apocalyptic horror movie."
"Tee-hee." Keelah giggled. "Kara said 'whore'"
"Yes Keelah. Yes I did." Kara said, humoring her friend, but at the same time scowling disapprovingly. She turned to the other brunette and asked, "When will she ever grow up?"
Megan shrugged. "She must've hit her head pretty bad... or had some serious childhood trauma."
Upon wandering around in the dark rain, Keelah became separated from Kara and Megan.
"The rain halted, but the sky was still gray and dismal.
"Kara?" Keelah called out, hoping they would hear her. "Meggie? Where are you guys?"
Keelah looked up towards the roof of the stairway from which she had just emerged minutes before with her friends. Suddenly Cornflakes appeared from out of nowhere and leaped off of it, coming straight at Keelah.
"AHHHH!!!!" Keelah screamed, fearing for her own life. Without even thinking, she kicked her leg out, landing a swift kick in Cornflake's middle that sent the rabbit flying in the opposite direction, straight for the approaching Kara and Megan, who had heard Keelah's screams and were coming to her rescue. Instinctively, the two girls ducked and Cornflakes proceeded to sail past them... over the edge of the 3 story building!!!
As the ill-fated rabbit continued to plunge towards the busy intersection below, Kara and Megan hurried to the edge of the building to observe it's descent.
"Ooh, look at that rabbit fly!!" Megan yelled. "Woo-hoo!!"
"Can you fly sucker, CAN YOU FLYYY?!!!!" Kara taunted viciously. When they realized that they were cheering on the death of an animal, which they all loved, they turned away form the edge, unable to watch it hit the ground and fall to it's death.
As her two friends cheered happily, Keelah stood, stock-still, frozen except for her trembling jaw, and unable to believe she'd just sent her only pet to a most certain doom.
Finally, she snapped out of her reverie and grinned as she realized that the terror was finally all over. It had been one Hell of a weekend - one she'd never forget - and it would be even harder trying to explain to her mother where her rabbit had disappeared to, but at least there would be no more killing. Scooting over to her friends, she listened to the sound of the approaching sirens which had come to check out the fire alarm.
"Guys," she sniffled. "I miss my rabbit."
Kara and Megan just scowled.

CHAPTER 12

The police car and fire truck sirens drew closer to Pendleton Middle School and the girls descended to the street level below.
"We did it! I can't believe we actually did it!!" exclaimed Megan as the three girls started to walk home.
"You did what? Murdered another 4 people?" a policeman said as he walked over to them.
"What are you talking about?" Kara asked the cop indignantly.
"The MURDERS?! You think WE committed them?!" scoffed a bewildered Megan.
"Oh, you didn't? Then who, pray tell, DID kill them?"
"My rabbit!" Keelah said, stepping forward. "My pet rabbit killed them all, and we just stopped him from killing anymore!"
"A rabbit?! Are you insane?! You're under arrest for the murder of 58 victims. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law." He pulled out his handcuffs and cuffed Megan. A policewoman stepped up and cuffed Kara. Keelah had been in silent mourning during the arrest, but snapped back to reality when a third cop tried to cuff her as well.
"Get your hands off me, you bitch!" she yelled angrily, kicking the male officer in the groin. "RUN KARA, MEGAN!! she yelled. "RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!!" but the policman grabbed her roughly and cuffed her anyway. He shoved all three of them into the backseat of a patrol car, but not before Keelah got in one last insult. "We'll see you HANGED for this!!!!"
"Oh give it up Keelah." Kara moaned as the door was shut firmly and locked.

At the county jail, each girl got one phone call. Kara called her mom, Megan called her dad, and Keelah dialed 1-800-CALL SAM.
All three of them were pushed into a single cell where they made quickly befriended "Butch" and "Hot Lips." There they spent the night, awaiting trial.

NAME: Megan Willyers
AGE: 12
HAIR COLOR: Reddish-Brown
EYE COLOR: Blue
#: 200750

Megan Willyers was found not guilty of the murders due to insanity. She was transported to the Sunnybrook Mental Institute (or SMI) where she is under minimal surveillance. She is considered insane, but not extremely dangerous.

CASE CLOSED

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NAME: Kara Windof
AGE: 13
HAIR COLOR: Brown
EYE COLOR: Blue
#:200751

Kara Windof was found not guilty also due to insanity. Like Megan, she was placed in SMI where she is also under minimal surveillance. She is not to be considered dangerous, but extremely insane.

CASE CLOSED

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NAME: Keelah Gelliams
AGE: 13
HAIR COLOR: Blonde
EYE COLOR: Brown
#: 200752

Keelah was found not guilty of the murders due to insanity. She sued the policeman who abducted her and won $3,000 in the case. However, all the money she won was lost due to the "police brutality" case. She was transported to SMI like her friends and is there under maximum surveillance. She should be considered dangerous at ALL TIMES.

CASE.... CLOSED?!?

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Cornflakes Basil Stag Hare Gelliams was NEVER SEEN AGAIN!!!!!

Doo, doo, dooooooo.........!

EPILOGUE

*The Girls*

~Kara was last seen at Sunnybrook Mental Institute where she was reported to be in total denial. Frequently, she is heard muttering, "There is no bunny. There WAS no bunny. No Bunny. NO BUNNY!!"

~Megan was affected the worst at SMI. She was known to hug her straight jacket to herself tighter, saying to anyone who would listen, "It's not over... it's not over yet!"

~Keelah finally snapped, as predicted by her mother. She walks around now, laughing evilly and screaming, "The bunny and I will see you in Hell! Muahahaa!!! HEEEELLLLLL!!!!" She persists to grab sharp or blunt objects in an attempt to murder all of the employees at SMI.

In short, all of the girls were pronounced...

MENTALLY UNFIT!

*The Rabbit*

Cornflake's body was never found after the incident with the police. Although there have been several mysterious deaths in the deepest jungles of Africa, no investigations have gone underway. Most believe that the rabbit is dead... the FOOLS!!!

Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

THE END... or is it?

Did you really think it was over?! Well, you're wrong!
Be sure to read:
Cornflakes 2
The Rabbit's Bloodbath

Bunnicula ain't got NOTHING on Cornflakes!!

With... Cornflakes, of course,
and introducing... Cornflower...

Well... That was the end of the first book! The sequel is done, just not typed up yet, and the third book is already underway. I know, you're probably thinking 'What a goddamned shitty story. Like I EVEN want to read another one... but let me assure you, the second one is a LOT more interesting and well-written than this one, which we started writing in 7th grade. PLEASE leave a review. I really want to know what other's think of my story and whether or not you want a sequel. Thanks! ~Karebear