People suck.

No doubt about it.

And I don't mean terrorists.

They suck too, of course,

but it's not them I'm talking about.

I'm talking about "normal" people.

Joe Average being paid minimum wage

and saving to buy his kid a bike.

Joe Average... sucks.

People in general.

They all suck.

No, I'm not being serious.

Not completely, anyways.

Show me a religion that says

that blowing off steam thru words

rather than violence is bad,

and I'll show you yet another

religion I don't believe in.

God sucks too.

Yup, you heard me.

Corporate America

sucks worst of all.

Homophobic,

that's what Corporate

America is.

Look what they did

to all these "kids' shows"

they turned anime into!

These shows are not

suitable for US children

and the fact that they're

on the air anyways is more offensive

than anything in the unedited scripts

could ever, ever be!

People suck.

All of them.

Except me.

I win.