things for "weekly thingy"

Non-serious things

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#7) stop the academy awards & the grammies , they must be stopped. who wants to see a bunch of half naked, half brained morons, pull up in over expensed automobiles. Instead we can watch even more stupid people recount worth-less sheets of paper, over & over & over again until one of them goes crazy and shoots Bush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:51 PM 1/18/01

#8) Why do boxers have holes in them, are guys just that damn lazy to take them off. What is up with that !! 2:52 PM 1/18/01

#9) "Must kill Kenny must kill Kenny" One swoop with a sword and his head falls to the ground !! "I killed Kenny, I killed kenny" faint whisper replies "yes, yes, yes" the world rejoices yet again!!!!!!!! 2:58 PM 1/18/01

#10) dododdodododdododododo Did someone die? yes, who? Kenny, oh yeah I forgot! Just to let you know Kenny is a real person not A poorly drawn cartoon. He's actually someone I despise with All my poor pathetic excuse of a heart!! he,he,he! 3:04 PM 1/18/01

#11) ha ha ha ha I'm back , where did ya go, I forgot can you get back to you on that a little later, sure, you don't believe that I was gone do you well I have a back up plan , for what, now you don't believe that I have I back up plan you know what I'm leaving stomp stomp, what I do what what!!!!!!!! 3:46 PM 1/18/01

#12) THERE IS NO TWELVE... PLEASE LOVE ME!!

#13) I like frogs eyes do you hehehe hahaha look how pretty it is and the color wow, *looks at it strangely*. can I eat it, why not you eat frog legs don't you, no that is not a different story it's the same. "chomp" yummy *pats and rubs stomach. swallows* "gulp," so there ha!!!!!! 10:18 PM 2/10/01

P.S. Tabbi told me to put this so..... "today's special friend is.." *gulp looks at gun aimed at head* "TABBI" whisper:do I really have to write this voice in back of room: yes.... "because she is so special and kind and cool and pretty and tabish"
*note to readers: tabbi is not really in my house pointing a gun at me..... she's pointing a deadly carrot!!!!!!

#14) my mommy says I was an accident 10:28 PM2/10/01

#15) ok I was not an accident, was not, was not, WAS NOT. I'm not listening *puts fingers in ears and dances around hehe haha* "bang" "splat" dead *bows head and curtsy's* thank you ! 10:33 PM 2/10/01

#16) There was this guy he had a pony he loved the pony and killed it Then he ate it. Then he got food poisoning and died. Later in heaven the guy and the pony met up, they got into a fight. God over heard them fighting and through the guy in hell!

THE END!!! 12:18 PM 2/11/01

#17) there is only one question I ask of you it's CORN or chicken. Some people say CORN, but others say CHICKEN AND Some people say CORN, but others say CHICKEN AND Some people say CORN, but others say CHICKEN AND Some people say CORN, but others say CHICKEN AND Some people say CORN, but others say CHICKEN AND Some people say CORN, but others say CHICKEN 7:23 PM 3/2/01
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#18) I saw this cat once he was walking and while he was walking he put one leg in front of the other. 7:24 PM 3/2/01

#19) directions on how to open a door: You open the door you walk through the door, not walk into the door or around the door but through the door. then you eat the door and belch afterwards. 7:26 PM 3/2/01

#20) are you ready
I don't know what for but you should be ready
everyone should be ready
b/c there all after us
they spy on us
daily
and drive our cars when were not looking
bum bum bum

#21) they haven't told me who them is yet they just keep telling me that them are after me.............
and I believe they

#22) I'm looking at the water through the ocean *singing*

#23) you thought you get away with it didn't you well I got you now HAHAHAHAHANHAHAHA HA HA
SO THERE

#24) "free play games" said the talking robot made by the wonderful world of puking (I meant disney) 4:12 PM 4/16/01

#25) soooo, I got home and throw my stuff on the floor, HEY IT'S ONLY A INSTRUMENT (I got this one from this dream I had, it was a very scary dream, even though I don't remember the rest)

#26) did you know that everyone has gum?

#27) take me out to the ball game take me out to the crowd buy some condoms then well go on back behind the bleachers. for it's 1 2 3 strikes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAABBBY Y!!!!!!!!!! GOD YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS at the old ball game

#28) I'm a ladle baby so why don't you use me 6:22 PM 4/23/01

#29) I really love someone and someone really loves me and so do the fish *starts humming the titanic background music *
and I and i will always love you ooooooooooooooooooooo and I will always love you *high pitched squealing* 6:39 PM 4/23/01

#30) SOME ONES IN THE shower WITH DINAH some ones in the shower i know oooooooooooooooooo someones in the shower with dinah hitting' on the old trombone bum bum 6:42 PM 6/9/01

#31) a new product here for you to prevent the lose wrinkles it's vitamin free, and natural preserve free. The only ingredients are oil and and grease. Go to your local mall based store today and pick up your bottle of brainless TODAY
8:28 PM 6/15/01

#32) And we now continue our exploration with they and them the the person they are trying to protect from them!
they are the...................

voices in my head

they protect me 11:30 AM 7/11/01

#33) only if you had the voices too
then you'd believe me
that them is after all of us
the voices are telling me now that your after me
are you them? 11:30 AM 7/11/01
ARE YOU???????
Okay well I am done with that you probably can't take anymore of this crazy insane nonsense *THEM!* 11:29 AM 7/11/01

#34)
I love my toes, they love me if they didn't they wouldn't be on my feet!

weekly thingy! for next week-o

#36, The field goes round and round, round and round the field goes round and round. After a bunch of crack.

the concrete goes up and down, up and down, up and down. the concrete goes up and down After a pound of weed!!!

*note: I do NOT know this for a fact!!!*

#37, something I heard in my theater class baffled me once!!!!! GUYS HAVE THEIR OWN MINDS!!! I always thought they were controlled by aliens in a space ship far, far away.
Using their remote controls that once belonged to their tv sets WOW!!!!!!! this is sssssoooooo WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# wheels on the van go round and round but not if your on drugs kids!!!
"this message had been brought to you from the ' be perfectly Insane w/out drugs' Organization *black screen*

#39. I liked the wizard of Oz once, when I was a whee little thing *holds up hand, hand almost touching the floor*!!!!!!!!!!!! I was a magical little ............... person? they say I went to the end of the rainbow once. And they still don't know what happened to the pot of gold I brought home that day!!! But I'll tell you what happened to it!! it wasn't real gold but chocolate covered in gold wrapping *sigh* and I ATE IT ALLLLL!! haha.*calms down* *sigh* I told them that in the night a tiny little leprechaun needed it back, and when I said that, they said ....................... *pause* ............. "well, why didn't you go with them!!!" we had a good laugh after that, but I knew they were serious so I packed up my wheeeeeeeeeeeee little cloths and moved to...... OZ *bum bum bum*

#40 NO stupid I don't think you look fat in the dress!, yes moron I like Mardi gras too!! NO dumbass the bird didn't aim for your head!! yes nimrod it's really annoying when people wave at you, NO ass your car is NOT on fire. YES butt head I wish you were smarter too........
........................ so on and so forth!!! 6:42 PM 12/25/01