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Author: Death's True Angel
Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-21-00 - Updated: 11-21-00 - id:118477
POEM #1
Roses are red
Pickles are green
I love your legs and whats between
POEM # 2
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And i'll fuck you clean
POEM # 3
I like your style
I like your class
but most of
all i like your ass
POEM # 4
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to
put me down
POEM # 5
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You belive its true
But when your tummy starts to swell
He says " to hell with you "
10 minutes of pleasure
9 monthes in pain
3 days in hospital .... A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldnt have happened
If the rubber wouldnt have torn
POEM # 6
Guys are like roses
Watch out for the pricks
POEM # 7
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
POEM # 8
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in
POEM # 9
Holy mother , full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
bless his armz that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed,
in which we fucked
And if my mum happened to walk in
Bless the shit i'd be in.
POEM # 10
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration?
POEM # 11
Men are like public toliets
They are either engaged or full of shit!
POEM # 12
If guys had their periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM # 13
Mental anxienty
Mental breakdowns
Menstrual cramps
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems
begin with MEN!
POEM # 14
Roses are red
Violets are corny
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny
Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very slowly
if you kiss me.. dont be sassy..
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!


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