We are the next thing in rock,

Pray that we’ll be playing on your block,

We’ll give the world of music a shock,

‘Cause we are the Rancid Cherries!

We are so big, We’re the Cherries,

We are so cool, We’re the Cherries,

And we are the only band with Revolutionary,

Polychromatic 3-D Sterio-issimo!

We are the Rancid Cherries,

Yes we are the Rancid Cherries!

We have a singer named Mr. Lip,

He may not have much experience but he is so hip,

If you disagree then you are a drip,

‘Cause we are the Rancid Cherries!

Are sound is the Cherridio Experience,

It’s a mix of punk and hardcore and grunge and dance,

We’ll gladly take on issues that even gangsta rappas won’t touch,

And we know our first album will go quadruple platinum because you’ll love us so much!

We are the Rancid Cherries,

Yes we are the Rancid Cherries!

We have seven guitarists who are all the rage,

We have the next Jimi Hendrix and the next Jimmy Page,

And even an Eric Clapton or two,

You suck if you give us a negative review,

But no one will give us a negative review,

‘Cause we are the Rancid Cherries!

We also have the singer, three backup,

And the baddest drums ever, better than Starr or Bonham,

And you must hear our Ace on Bass, or else you’re a disgrace,

We don’t have any albums out yet but when they are the people will buy them,

Just to listen to the Cherridio Experience in Polychromatic 3-D Sterioisimo,

We seldom make use of the keyboard because none of the greatest groups ever did it,

Except for a few big names like Pink Floyd and Queen and Doors and Who and maybe about fifty more but we’re bigger than them much bigger than them!

(solo)

And We know that we will be a big thing, yes a really, really big thing,

We will Be bigger than the BEATLES! Yes Even bigger than the BEA-TLES!

The Beatles will wish that they were US! Who cares about them, let’s hear it for the Cherries!

(solo)

‘Cause We are the Rancid Cherries, Yes We are the Rancid Cherries!

Our stretch limo is going to be maroon with red polka dots,

We will be riding in it quite often (that is lots and lots),

We will have this when our album does real well as soon as it comes out,

That is after we have recorded all of our smashing-kicking songs!

We haven’t decided on song names yet,

But we are a sure bet,

‘Cause we’re the Cherries, We’re the Cherries,

You are not, You are not!

We know we’ll be Platinum ‘Cause of our revolutionary style,

We’ll take this world by storm,

Other rockers will abandon their norm,

They’ll try to imitate our form but they can’t cause they ain’t Rancid Cherries!

All the girls will flock to us,

They’ll want to ride on our tour bus,

They’ll pay big bucks to make love to us,

‘Cause we’re so cool, and the world will know,

As soon as our Al-Bum is out,

‘Cause We’re The Rancid Cherries with the Cherridio style of music,

In Polychromatic 3-D Sterio-isimo, you gotta thank our guitars for that,

We’re the Cherries!

Author's Notes: This is making fun of those group who are "all flash, no content." Cherries, as they are fruit, don't go rancid at all. They rot. I actually knew a "band" that wanted to be more "3-D" by using multiple guitars.