Wicked girl

Oh, oh so wicked

Wild and crazy

Slutty and such a bitch

She slept with a 20-year old man when she was 13

She smoked and experimented with drugs at the tender age of 11

Ooh, ooh what a wicked girl

Bad bad!

She flirted with a teacher, grabbing his ass and batting her eyelids at him,

Every time she saw him

Poor old guy

He had to suffer all through the year.

She wore too much makeup

Too much makeup!

Her skirt was so tight and short that everyone could see her underwear,

It was purple and had stars all over it

That much was obvious

Hot damn! What a bad girl!

Tsk, tsk.

Her boobs were as huge as UFOs

Probably because she had a Wonderbra on

And stuffed a lot of tissues into them.

Gasp!

Half of the male population were fainting and passing out

And the other half were giving her their phone numbers on the spot.

What a wicked girl!

And she was only 15!

Every girl hated her

They would stand there and cross their arms,

Shaking their heads in disgust

While the wicked girl would be basking in the spotlight

Of all boys and men, especially as old as up to 40!

Gasp!

A Pied Piper she was

Attracting every man (and lesbian) like horny flies

She was poison

She was a plague

She was evil

She was a bitch!

What a wicked girl!

She always would spread nasty rumours about other girls and make vicious comments

The end result was a lot of cat-fighting and hair-pulling and screaming.

Meow!

Every night she often went out to clubs that was only for 18-and-over

Somehow she sneaked in because she would use her deceptive charm to seduce guards

And make them fall weak to their knees

Even those ones who were bald and looked like hippopotamuses!

What shock! What horror!

There the wicked girl partied all night from dusk ‘till dawn

And came home looking like she had been in the morgue,

All bleary and horrible.

Gasp!

What a bad girl!

But one unforgettable night, when she was 16

She went to a new club in town

And the next morning somehow ended up in bed with a hunky and oh-so-beefy man

She discovered that she was pregnant!

Shocking!

Cried she did for two months straight

Cried and cried and… cried.

A million tears fallen.

That wicked girl deserved it!

After all the horrible, horrible things she had done!

The whole school found out,

And the boys rejected her; the girls laughed at her,

Sneering and pointing at her

The girl became the object of endless mockery and cruel remarks,

She was constantly being bullied around

All because she slept with a man and got herself pregnant

Her parents found out too and were so extremely disappointed in her that they did not talk to her for weeks and weeks.

She was so miserable that she locked herself in her room,

Not talking to anyone, shunned away from the world

She was not so wicked anymore

She deserved it! She deserved it!

One day, she went to the hospital and decided to have an abortion

To kill the baby that has made her life hell the past few months.

She was about to do it,

When her grandfather burst in and yelled out,

"Stop!"

They sat down and began talking

About that she was not such a bad person, just a person who makes mistakes, and who still has a good heart

If she did have any, by the way

Also the old man said that he still loves her

And would be disappointed if she kills a life which she has created

Blah, blah—skipping the sentimental stuff.

This made the girl think for a long, long time

And decided not to have an abortion

Then they went home.

Nine months pass and Lester was born, named after the grandfather

The girl was so happy and was blubbering in tears when she held such a pink and tiny baby

Now the wicked girl grew up to be a good person,

Changed her attitude, her personality, her ways, everything

She became kind and made new friends

The future held high hopes for her

Turns out that she definitely had a good heart after all.