There is no reason for me to stay

on this lousy earth for one more day,

My best friend moved, my grandma died,

my sister snapped, my brother cried.

My favorite show is off the air,

my boyfriend doesn't even care.

I'm failing math; I'm losing cash

(My brother needs it for his stash!)

I lost my best ring down the drain,

My dog was killed by a speeding train.

You may wonder why I don't give a fuck,

it's cause I already know, my life does suck!