Well, that's it. As promised, I bring you the Epilogue of My Sister Kisses Like a Man. Now that I'm done with this story *sniffles*, I'll be working on something else. So if you liked this story, be on the look out for my next fic, which will be a Zelda fanfiction. (Yes the video game.) For those who like slash and adventure: at your nearby. ^^

Now, I know this is long and boring and almost nobody cares, but I gotta thank people! It's thanks to all of you that I've finished this, without you, this story might've ended like many others; unfinished with a lay of dust. So big thanks to.

Rosie Seifuku- faithful reader and awesome writer, if you haven't read her stuff, GO NOW! I'm glad you liked what I've done, because I love what you do.

Kermit- Thanks for the constructive replies, I like being pushed to do better. ^^ Hope you'll update your story soon too! ^^

if I had a life- know that I'd like to have a relationship like that too, heh ^^'

Net Destroyer- Glad you took the time to reply to every of my chapters, even in late. ^^'

Rainbow Coloured Darkness- Merci beaucoup. Je suis contente que mon histoire te plaise, ton Français est vraiment bon! ^^

Thanks also to Sises, Question the Answers and Saber Reilly. It's not because that I don't have anything special to say that I love you less. ^^

*hugs to all*...gosh, I'm needy ^^'

Dedication: To the readers, hopeless dreamers but especially to my friend, Valerie, who has always been there for me. (and who also spelled/grammar- checked this chapter for me. ^^' thank her for the better English) I hope to always be there for you in the future. I love you ^^

You people better enjoy. ^^ Here we go, one last time...

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Epilogue

I feel warm arms circle my waist and a smooth body pressed against me. I close my eyes as I feel a warm breath against my skin.

"Happy Birthday, Mia, my love." I can guess the form of the soft lips that has let such sweet words into my heart.

I turn around, leaving May's spring scenery to face my love and to kiss her softly.

"Thanks..." I whisper, a tingle going up my spine. Kissing her always feels so good.

"I brought you a gift." Her blue eyes sparkle mischievously.

She trails her hands slowly, teasingly, from my waist to her own. I feel my legs going numb as she reaches her waistband. An evil glitter appears in her eyes as she noticed my flushed cheeks. She smiles and abruptly changes direction, going into her pockets to take out a joint. I glare at her, still guiltily blushing as she laughs.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't resist teasing you a little. You're just too cute when you're turned on." She kisses the tip of my nose and I giggle, shoving her lightly.

"Meanie!" I play along, sticking my tongue at her.

"Awww."

She moves closer wrapping her arms around my neck and whispers seductively to my ear, "I'll make it better later..."

I melt. Literally. I moan lightly.

"You know I hate it when you tease." I say.

She kisses me lightly, knowing I obviously wanted more.

"I know, but it's you're birthday, Mia, my love, it's a special day. Plus, I've got something to cool your senses down a little." She grins, waving the marijuana cigarette in my face. I laugh.

"You're damn lucky I love you." I say, jokingly.

"I know...." She seriously says, looking deeply in my eyes, love shining in her own.

She let me kiss her a little more and she pulls me out for some illegal activity.

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Yep, she's an angel all right. Her hair is sprawled across my chest as I softly trace her (wonderful) face with my fingertips. She is smiling in her sleep. Gosh, I love her. No matter how many times I tell her, how many kisses I give to her, or how many hugs, I don't think it'll ever be enough. I feel like shouting my love, proving it to her over and over. I want her to be happy and I'll never get sick of her smiles. I'll never get enough of her love and never feel full of her presence. I love her...but I think I said that already.

It's a good thing my parents were gone with Judy at my Uncle's. All the noise we made probably woke the death. I chuckle at the remembrance of yesterday, which makes my love stir.

"Hmmmmm..." She moans sleepily. "I had such a great dream. We were having very, VERY hot---wait a sec, I'm naked?"

I laugh.

"Oh...and you're naked too!" She wiggles her eyebrows playfully.

"Good morning, my love. Slept well?"

"Hell, yeah." She moans lightly, kissing my bare shoulder.

"Haven't you had enough?" I laugh lightly, chills tracing a path from her lips to my spine.

"Never..." She whispers before kissing me deeply. At least I'm not the only one feeling this way.

She stops kissing me and we stare in each other's eyes. I can read her mind, and she, mine. She's happy, I'm happy, and that makes us real sappy.

"Pinch me and tell me it's a dream. This can't be real..." She whispers.

"Ohhh...do I get to choose where I pinch you?" I wiggle my eyebrows. We laugh and she lightly shoves my shoulder.

"Owie, meanie!" I stick my tongue at her.

"Stop that! It turns me on!" I laugh.

I stare into her dark blue eyes. We stop laughing and I wear a serious face.

"I love you Eva, you're my heart, soul and mind. My life and love." I say, from deep within my heart.

"I sure hope so, after we made love like that!" She teases.

But then she straightens her face and I know she means what she says.

"I love you, too, Mia, I never thought it could be possible to love someone like that..."

We scoot closer to each other and share a deep kiss. Our hands are starting to roam, slowly finding back the special (newly discovered) spots of yesterday. Every single thing that surrounds us fades into this warm embrace. Mouths and hands are starting to get ravenous when a bigger, more noticeable (not Eva's or mine's) is heard. We quickly pull apart and look up.

Judy is standing in the doorway, eyes welling with tears, looking (only slightly) traumatised.

"Not again..." She squeaks.

Ok, I feel bad, but I didn't know they were back. Plus, she could've knocked.

"EWWWWWWWW!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!" She goes into hysterics, rubbing frantically at her eyes.

"Why me? WHYYYY?!?" Judy says, desperately. She closes the door while shouting something about washing her eyes or tearing them off.

Eva and I exchange a glance and fall into fits of laughter.

"Poor kid...." Eva manages to say between laughter.

"Do you think I should go talk to her?" I add, wiping a tear from my eye.

"Hmmm...nah, not just yet." She sexily traces a finger across my stomach, which makes me twitch and giggle happily.

"She's not going to come back anytime soon anyways, I'd say. 'Sides, weren't we busy?"

"Hmmm...you're evil..." I kiss her, moaning.

"Yeah, but you love me..." She smiles.

"Hell yes, I do...." I finish before taking my ticket to heaven.

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---Heaven and Hell are the creation of humans. It's up to you to find out how to live in the best of the two.---

THE END