Many simple truths Can be summarized as one: Disney is evil.

If you need some proof, Use a resource tried and true-- Ask .

Please, however, don't Use me for target practice 'Cause I dissed Disney.

Cats are annoying. They sit on books and papers While you're using them.

Not that that's enough- They are always IN YOUR FACE, Messing with your head.

My cat always wins- Smiles until she gets her way. I'm just a sucker.

There's a coffee stain On the ceiling in Block 2. How did that get there?

There's an eyeball, too- Made of rubber, but I swear It's staring at me.

Kick the car, it goes. Kick the printer, it falls dead. Guess I'll have to wait.

Guess I'll have to wait. ISP is slow today- Patience is a must.

(expletive) machine! Page says "link cannot be found: ."

Computers hate me. I should kick this one instead Of the poor printer.

I sound negative. Hmm, what's something good I like? Woohoo! I like cheese!

But then, who doesn't? Every human likes their cheese. Brothers aren't humans.

The Cliffs Notes version: Disney evil. I like cheese. Printer. Ceiling. Cat.