Phil part 3 by Tim Milligan

J-dawg spun around. The sound of thunder had just erupted from the building behind him, the second loud noise from the building in the last ten minutes. During those ten minutes, he and his opponent D-money had battled using several different kinds of knives and guns, which had all now been scattered across the ground. They had even used their frind's weapons, but even those lay on the ground. They were using their fists now, slugging it out in the traditional way. But all this ended when the Bull entered. It was a massive, muscular specimen, the epitomy of what a manly cattle should be. As if it was driven by some alien force, it came towards the combatants, head lowered, ready to fight. As it came on, the tag on its collar was barely readable in the hot, bright sunlight. It said "Martor." J- dawg and D-money began to look for weapons. They turned to the closest thing they could find.

Phil woke up to the sounds of battle. Swords clanged above, accompnied by battle cries and the grunts of a large animal. He started to get up, to peer through the hole in the ceiling, to see what was happening. He got a glimpse of some ninjas, apparently Junpei's followers, in battle, as well as some ghetto gangstas. Hhe nearly did get up, until the boards above him began to creak. A large bull crashed through, pinning him to the ground.

Phil couldn't see much from his new position under Martor, except for Martor himself that is. There were three noticible changes about the bull since he had charged the gangs, though Phil didn't know it.

1. He was covered in gaping wounds from the ninja's attempts to defend their One from the beast.

2. He had broken all four of his legs from falling on Phil.

3. He had several Afro-picks stabbed through his fur. These were the only weapons J-dawg and D-money had been able to find.

The weight of Martor made it harder and harder to breath. And so for the fourth time that day (the first had been when he woke up and saw a large elephant on the fire escape outside his appartment on the fire escape), he attained unconsciousness.

Epilouge

The fourth and final part of the story is very short. Its entire purpose is to wrap up this insane story, in a way that might possibly be comprehensible. So here it goes:

The Ninjas, realizing Martor to be a cyborge decided he was truly in commune in machines, thus the true One, instead of Phil. The cow's cyborg implant it turned out had been part of an experiment. The goal was to cause animals, by way of implants, to desire something. It obviously worked well, since his goal was to reach a robot with a homing beacon encased within. This was the same robot we know as "Cart." There were several stories about the ninjas on the news, and their living in the secret warehouse floor, yet every TV in the nation managed to turn off before the story. No one, beyond the people in this story ever knew about the ninjas, and no one really cared. Evidently, it was a Thursday.

The End