Disclaimer: Okay this a prequel to No Underwear Left. It tells you what Cat did to make Dan so mad.

"Why are you in my room?" A typical comment from a typical little brother when he was sure to be hiding something in his room. Now I only came to this conclusion because there was dog hair everywhere. Just between you in me he always says that.

"I'm here because I want to be butt-ball. Now what are you hiding?" I already knew what was going on but I wanted to wring it out of him.

"Is that any of your business Catherine?" Well, no it wasn't but I wanted to be the one to tell mom and dad about his little "pet."

"I already know what you are hiding, and I can't wait to squeal to mom and dad about it." Yep, that was my master plan. He would fall from mom and dad's good graces forever like I did when he told on me about..that stuff.

"Well if you do, you will definitely be sorry!!"

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. How can you get me back? This is the perfect plan. The parental units will never think of you as there cute little boy anymore but they will see you for who you truly are!!" How wrong I was.

"If you tell, I swear it will come back around to you twice as hard."

"All right you've made up your mind. MOM, DAD, COME UP HERE AND SEE WHAT YOUR PRECIOUS SON HAS BEEN HIDING!"

"Cat why did you do that? Oh my God! I'm going to be in so much trouble."

"My point exactly. Mom and Dad, you son has been hiding a forbidden dog in your new summer cabin. Look at the evidence, fur all over the place, and I dish full of water. What has gotten into your son? I don't know, but I trust you will deal with him." Major suck-up? That's me.

"Let me see the dog." That was mom. She will know how to handle it.

"But mom.." Oh it's good to hear my brother plea.

"Give us the dog or you will be grounded for longer."

He showed them the puppy, but you know what they said?

"Oh what a precious puppy." Yep, that's what they said. I couldn't believe my ears. They needed to ground him right into the dirt. If I had done that, I'd be eating soil for about a month. But no, he always gets the sweet words.

"We should go feed him, he looks hungry." Yeah the 'rents are still goo- goo over the DOG. So I fully had to step in and tell them that the idiot boy still needed grounded.

"Mom, Dad what about Dan?"

"Oh, Dan, no TV, telephone, or Internet for two days." What kind of punishment is that? While the parents went to feed the puppy I totally lit into his behind. NOT. He lit into mine.

"Cat, you are really going to pay this time. You better sleep with one-eye open tonight cause I will get you."

I should have taken his advice.