CrAzIeS Why you can't keep them all under one roof. "A day in the life of Bunneh"

Akari jumped on the roof of a wooden house, and clicked on the sun. Scorpion hissed on the inside of the house.

"THE LIGHT! OUCH IT BURNS!!!" She screamed. "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!" Akari replied. "Grr! I'm going to eat you alive, Akari!" "Uh...oppsie."

Bunneh walked in the house, boredly and opened all the windows. Akasha ran about the house screaming, "BLOODY MURDER!" Bunneh just stared at Akasha and then Osius woke up, and shut the curtains and all became dark. Scorpion clung onto Osius, and he just grinned.

"Gooooood mooooorninnnnnnnnngggg hunnnnnnyyyyyyyy." Scorpion sighed, clinging to Osius. "MOM! DAD! NO KISSING ALLOWED!" Akasha yelled across the room, pointing to a sign that's written in red crayon. Akari walked into the house again, "When's dinner?" "We didn't even have breakfast yet." Bunneh replied. "We didn't?" Akari blinked.

Bunneh sighed and walked into the computer room, and sat in the blue chair. "Now its time for me to talk to wonderful friends." She cracked her knuckles and turned on the computer. Kazaa turned on first, and then AIM popped up. "Flam shall DIE!" She deleted Kazaa and stayed with Winmx. Bunnie bounced on in to the room.

"BUNNEH! Whatcha doing?" She said. Bunneh sighed, "Nothing." "Looks like something so you cant be doing nothing because nothing means you're just there and you're not just there you're doing something." Bunnie said. ".What?" Bunneh asked, blinking confusedly. "Where's the bacon?" "That's not what you said!" Bunneh rolled her eyes and went into AIM.

-Sn of Foxeh goes here-: hi! :D -My sn-: HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! -Glomp.- -Foxeh-: :Chews on a phone: -My sn-: Poor phone. -Foxeh-: Lol yup -My sn-: brb, g2g to the loo -Foxeh-: k

"Akari! Can you watch my I.M.s?" I said. "Suuuurrrreee, just ask the kitsune, will you? They have no feelings." She replied. "I'll give you beef." "You got a deal!"

Akari sat at the computer and Bunneh went to the bathroom. That's when Rubeh I.M.d, and Akari went to her ebil ways.

-Rubeh-: hi! -Akari-: Hoo yoo? -Rubeh-: .bunnah? -Akari-: Yer death is neer. -Rubeh-: .. -Akari-: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Where's my pocky? -Rubeh-: .uh.

Bunnie hopped near Akari and looked at the I.M.s. "Ooh, Bunneh's ganna kill you!" Akari snickered and continued to type funny things Bunneh would never say unless it was a moom. Bunneh came back into the room and looked at Akari with fire in her eyes.

"AH-KAH-REE!" Bunneh said, fuming. "?" Akari replied. "I told you so." Bunnie chimed.

Bunneh took a piece of scrap metal out of the closet and chased Akari. Akari ran so quickly and climbed a tree outside. "NO! GET AWAY!" Akari shivered. A dog came running out of the next door neighbor's home. "Cerebrus! Zk not watching you today?" I asked, and he barked at Akari up in the tree. Akari shivered more and screamed in scaredness. Bunneh laughed and walked into the house again.

"Bunneh! I need money!" Scorpion yelled to Bunneh. "How much?" Bunneh asked. "Is $2,345.00 a lot?" "WHAT?! That's a lot of mullah!" "Pleash?" Scorpion pleaded. ".No" "No?! AHH!!" She ran to Osius.

Bunneh rolled her eyes and turned to the computer again, and Akasha ran in, touching random things and setting them on fire. She went through Bunneh's closet setting fire to everything.

"AKASHA! MY CLOTHES!" Bunneh yelled and got a fire extinguisher and turned the fire off. "THE FIRE! YOU KILLED IT!" "What.? No I didn't I just." "YOU KILLED MY FIRE! MY FIRE!!" "No I just extinguished it." "MOM!" Akasha ran out of the room. Bunneh sighed, "My life is weird."

After the fire episode, Bunneh rested her head on a pillow on a bunk bed in the room. She rested for what seemed to be 5 minutes, and then Otaku poked her arm. Bunneh opened one eye and looked at Otaku.

"Wha-ha-haaaaaaaat?" Bunneh whined. "Hello!" Otaku said happily. "That's all you woke me up for?" ".No.I wanted you to jump off a bridge." "You're kidding." "Nope, it's for a school project." "You don't even go to school! You're only 6!" "No I'm not, I'm 666!" "That's Satan's number." "COOL!"

Bunneh blinked and put the pillow over her head. "Leave me alone." She said over and over. Bunnie hopped in again, and jumped out the window.

"I'M FREE!! FLY LIKE THE WIND!!!" She yelled falling from the one story house. ".What an idiot." Otaku said. "Tell me about it." Bunneh replied.

The sun flickered on and off, on and off, on and off. An evil laugh came from the top of the house.

"On! Off! On! Off!" Laugh, Laugh, and Laugh. It was Akari playing with the sun again. Bunneh sighed, "Go toothpaste." "The toothpaste?" Otaku asked. "The toothpaste. Make sure its mint." Bunneh replied. "Okay!" Otaku ran out of the room and got the toothpaste and brought it back to Bunneh. "If I'm not back in 5 minutes, wait longer."

Bunneh climbed to the top of the house and pointed the toothpaste at Akari. Akari was still playing with the sun. Then she did a huge mistake. She made the sun turn off and she couldn't turn it back on.

"Akari." Bunneh said. "Yes?" She asked. "WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!" "Um.I didn't do it, the sun didn't pay its light bill!" Bunneh blinked in the darkness," It blew a fuse didn't it?" Akari nodded, "Yup." "Well then you better get a new light bulb for the sun!" Bunneh screamed. "Okay, okay! Don't get your hair in knots!" "Huh?" "Never mind."

Akari ran about blindly in the dark, and she hit a tree. "Ow." She ran into the house door, and then she felt for the knob and went in getting a light bulb in the closet. She touched the huge spider in the room. "EW!!!!!!!!!!! SPIDER!!" The spider's eyes grew big, all eight hundred eighty eight of them, staring at Akari. Akari ran out, the Spider running close behind. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUN!! IT'S AN ATTACK!!!" *Boom Boom* The house started to rock 'round the place. Zk and Ck ran out of their home with Damien and Raven under their arms. They stared in the dark at them all.

"Bunneh? Where are you?" Ck asked and tried to grope her way through the dark. "Here, waiting for Akari to bring a light bulb for the sun and for her to stop playing with Osius's pet spider." ".Oh.," Zk added, "Well she better get here soon!" Bunneh sighed, "OSIUS! GET YOUR SPIDER TO STOP!" "Okay, okay, I'll stop her." Osius ran in, and Akari ran out. "I hate spiders!" Akari declared, giving Bunneh the bulb.

Bunneh climbed the house and put the light in the sun, and adjusted the wires. The sun flickered on. "YAY!!" Zk exclaimed. "Woo-hoo," Ck said, "The sun works!!" "Fwee!" Bunneh said, climbing down and squeezing the toothpaste all over Akari. "I'M MELTING!" Akari screamed. Zk blinked, "What was that for?" "Oh, it's her punishment...she hates minty things." Bunneh said. "Oh." Both Ck and Zk said in unison.

Bunneh then went into the house again, and called for a small meeting in the living room.

"We have all been gathered here today." Bunneh started. "To celebrate the birth of fooooooooood!" Bunnie said. ".to state that.." Bunneh tried to finish, but all of a sudden there was an explosion.

*Outside view of the house shows a nuclear reactive explosion*

"Ops.," Akasha said, "Fire doesn't mix with electric computer things." "AAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!" Bunneh screamed, the whole neighborhood could hear.