Bazillion years ago, there was this big house. Yeah, a house, not a kingdom, what do you expect? The family tried to make it pretty. Too bad they are kind of cheap. The house smelled funny because there were a lot of air fresheners in and outside the house. Can we say weirdos, children? Okay, so there were also a lot of flowers, which made this appear as if the family cared about their gardening. That sentence doesn't make sense, but I don't care. Not one bit, nope, not at all. Eventually people got annoyed by the weird smelling air and moved away. With that, the king of the house (he's not really a king, it's just that he called himself that because he's just that way) decided this would be his planet. Man, men. always trying to dominate things. For some weird reason, the queen and the princess (I swear it's hereditary) didn't bother to stop him. So this is a story of what happened a bazillion years ago when people moved away due to weird neighbors and a guy named the planet "My Planet". What an original name! How brilliant this man must've been! Sometime later, an evil force tried to take over the planet (no clue why) and nearly succeeded. but the queen had saved them with the power of her magical shiny stone. The stone shone so brightly that it reached the far recesses of the galaxy and others were drawn to it and came to the planet, making the place their home to guard the stone along with the queen. Why? No clue. But an even greater evil befell the planet and the queen, along with her soldiers, gathered their remaining power left to seal the evil. The queen was too kind and sent the evil along with the souls of soldiers along with her daughter to some other place. Her husband sat beside her, holding her hand, wondering why this had to happen. WHY DIDN'T HE GET SENT TOO?! Her last words were: ".I want you to stay here and suffer and not getting an appearance until a later episode." As she passed on, he screamed in horror. He had been hoping he would be a main character but he instead, would be used in a cameo later on! Woe was he! He wept until the episode title screen appeared because this space will be regularly used for the opening theme song and we wasted it.

A pretty and colorful screen appeared with a Y dangling on the side crookedly. A magical stick appeared and wrote some words in pretty cursive.

Queen of Yaoi

Episode One: Wish! I'll Be the Queen! (If it didn't show up cursive. I'll be sad. ;_; I used PRETTY CURSIVE FONT!)

"Jen!" called out the young and oh so beautiful young (at least, that's the way she thought of herself) mother for her daughter. Only the sound of a teenage girl playing video games was heard.

"JEN!!!!!!" she screeched delicately (is that possible?). "Open up! You'll be late for school!" she continued to pound her fists into the door. Poor door. So the door got its revenge by hitting her.

"Dude Mom. Yelling will ruin your voice," Jen commented, gripping her mother by the shoulders and swinging the woman around to join the world of solids.

Her beautiful mother ("She's delusional," Jen explains) looks at her daughter with a bit of contempt. "Well, if you didn't abuse me like this, that would never happen."

"Mmm hmm. Mom, I have important business to conduct inside my room, so if you'll excuse me." Jen turned around to walk back inside her room but was pulled back. Stupid mom, why'd she always aim for the neck?

"Young lady, you have to go to school. Why must you always do this?"

Jen sighed in dismay, wrenching the hand off of her throat. "Why my darling and very forgiving mother that has worked so hard to raise me, it is because I want to spend my day with you, learning how you keep such an immaculate household and stay so youthful while doing it!"

Her mom shook her head in dismay and grumbled something in Chinese.

"What? I fell down the toilet?" Jen asked while using what little Chinese she knew to translate. Crazy mom. Her head would never fit in a toilet, especially with her somewhat spiky hair. As in, well, not spiky scary like those weird guys have to try to look cool. It was like. Why was Jen even talking to herself? She suddenly felt the need to explain why her hair was similar to Zax/Zack's from Final Fantasy 7! (HINT HINT) Her hair was purple to prove her uniqueness! Unlike anime characters, Jen's hair was DYED, not NATURALLY that color. How the heck did parents with brown hair have a child with orange hair? The world may never know.

Her whole family had black hair so that made perfect sense. Of course she was forced to buy her mom cliché romance stories as punishment (her mom deemed it as an honor) for dying her hair. Her mom almost made her READ them, the horror! If it was going to be cliché, it could've been yaoi and not. not. HETERO! That word SCARED Jen! Unless well, she was hitting on someone, but that never happens unless she meets someone really cool. All the guys freaked out when she talked about yaoi. Oh, wouldn't someone converse with her about yaoi? She felt so. ALONE!!! Wouldn't someone, ANYONE, save her from the world of HETERO ROMANCE?!

It was most likely not, too bad.

Oh wait, she was supposed to be getting to school. So off Jen went off. If you are wondering what she's wearing, it's. um. hmm, let me go sketch it. Nah, I don't feel like sharing.

"What a weird looking cat!"

"Cat? It's a chicken!"

"What's the difference?"

Jen gasped in surprise. The horror! Chickens were being picked on! They aren't supposed to be outside on the streets being stared at by children. They were supposed to be in the farms, eating to their hearts' content until they would be turned into a form of cuisine! Jen clenched her fists in determination. She would rescue the chicken and return it to its owner! It was the *right* thing to do. Okay. now how.?

Oh, never mind, she was too lazy to go to the chicken. She'd be later than usual if she did.

Now Jen was at school. Her teacher glared and yelled. But since she isn't an anime character, they didn't send her outside with buckets of water, but rather, they said she had to stay for detention.

"Noooo!" Jen bawled, running around in circles. "My sweet yaoi time! I'll be spending at least half an hour in that stuffy room wasting all that time when I could be researching about getting me a copy of Kama Sutra!"

Her dear friend Jill Francesca Lowemelina the 90th looked at the yaoi fan girl with pity. "Jen, we're still in class."

"Well, duhhhh! I just thought I'd share my tragedy with the class!" Jen pouted, plopping herself down onto her seat.

And thus, the school day continued.

Jen was walking home after those grueling thirty minutes in detention. She didn't even get to save the chicken! What an uneventful day. She needed to get home right away to plot her fan fiction and beg other fan girls to sneak her into the cons again.

"BAWK!"

Jen stopped. What was that?

"BAWK!"

Oh, right, a chicken. Well, she needed to do at least one good deed today. Jen approached the heap of feathers. "Are you okay?" Jen asked flatly. There was no way that this was a magical talking chicken that would tell her about her destiny.

"BAWK!"

"Lalala." she sang off-key while peeling off the piece of tape on the chicken's forehead. "There, I got it. What an accomplishment!" Jen cheered silently for herself while outwardly showing some restraint on acting like a psycho.

The chicken took a few steps back before struggling to make itself do a back flip. "Bawk. BAWK BAWK-Give me a few seconds will you? I need to make this a creepy and somewhat plot driven scene."

Jen shrugged. "Okay."

The chicken grunted and instead, tried to climb up the tree. Unfortunately, it had no hands or claws to assist itself in doing this.

So the chicken had to give up and just stood its ground. Somehow, the chicken was able to cough. How does a chicken sound when coughing? I would not know.

"You, Jen-"

"How do you know by name? ARE YOU A STALKER CHICKEN?!"

"DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!!" the chicken hollered. "All right, well, Jen, you are to be the champion of justice. You will defend the innocents to make sure they will see the next morning! It is your job as the champion to promote honor and be a good role model to all!"

Jen stared.

"What?"

"I don't know if I should tell you this."

"What is it? SPIT IT OUT, WOMAN!"

"Well, you're a chicken."

"."

"Not only that, but you're a talking chicken. People already think I'm insane. Now I'm starting to believe them."

The chicken started to cry. "I'm a chicken, am I?! Well, I have you know I'm from the kingdom of "My Planet"! I've been called the bravest knight that ever lived there!"

"Um, that was literal."

The chicken was aghast. "Whatever do you mean?"

Jen didn't feel like counseling a chicken. "Okay, let me get this gay. So you're here to find this one warrior and you believe I am this warrior."

"That's just about it. You wouldn't happen to actually be good at athletics and a good student as well, do you? Clumsy girls aren't a trend anymore."

Jen shook her head. "Sorry."

The chicken groaned, "Too bad."

"So, do you have a name?"

My chicken beamed in pride. "Why yes I do! My name is Dumbo!"

Jen nodded, wondering what kind of person would name their chicken after an elephant. "Well, I'm Jen. I need to get going now."

"No no! You must take this brooch! It is your destiny!"

Jen laughed. "My destiny?! No way! I plan to be the Queen of Yaoi! I'm not aiming for something like super heroine at night, weirdo during the day!"

The chicken pointed at the symbol on its word forehead.

"A Y.? It can't be.!"

"Yes, it is the crest of Yaoi, the sole protection for the princess." the chicken trailed off, seeing Jen stare at the Y and the brooch with a dazed look in her eyes. "But! You don't want it."

"Nooo! Gimmie gimmie!"

So thus began the game of 'Chase the Chicken'.

"JEN! YOU'RE LATE! IT'S 6:30!" the kind and caring mother cried out worriedly, well, not really, she's just mad.

Jen stopped. "What?! It's 6:30?! I wasted all my time chasing this stupid chicken!"

"Chicken? Oh god." Her mom started to ramble in Chinese.

Jen sneered at the chicken that was sneaking into the house. "I'll get you Dumbo! I promise you that!"

"Jen, can you get out of the way? I've had a rough day," a tired voice interrupted from behind her.

Jen wondered if her dad happened to be a poet. She just moved out of the way. He was in one of those 'bad moods'. She glared at Dumbo as it scurried up the stairs. Blasted chicken, how could it go up the stairs so quickly?

"Honey, I'm in the mood for chicken," she heard her dad say.

Jen cackled and ran up the stairs.

To be continued?

Next Episode: Jen continues to chase the chicken and yaoi haters steal the brooch! Jen must prove herself in order to get one step closer to becoming the Queen of Yaoi. That'll never happen. ^^