Humpty Dumpty and Little Miss Muffet, Had tickets to a concert of Jimmy Buffet.

All the King's horses and all the King's men, Were not invited to this concert, again!

When the King heard this, he was so mad! He needed those tickets so very bad.

He wanted revenge for being left out, But all he could do, was shout and shout!

He finally got tickets from the town crier, So now he could go, and he began to conspire.

Humpty Dumpty and Little Miss Muffet, Got to the concert and found a tuffet.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, But it was hard, so she used feathers to stuff it.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his wall, But no, he did not have a great fall.

Jimmy started singing and playing his music, When Humpty looked at Miss Muffet and asked, "You sick?"

She went to the restroom because she didn't feel well, And just as she left was when Humpty fell!

All the King's horses and all the King's men, Came to the concert late, and then,

They searched for Humpty and Little Miss Muffet, When they suddenly saw Humpty trip over a tuffet!

Humpty fell and broke apart, And with the heat, it was like eggs a la carte!

Little Miss Muffet ate some curds and whey, It made her feel better so she decided to stay!

She headed back to Mr. Dumpty, But when she got there it didn't look like Humpty.

She soon realized that he was fried, And he wouldn't come back no matter how hard she tried.

They told her that Humpty had tripped over her tuffet, She blamed herself and said, "I HATE JIMMY BUFFET!"

Little Miss Muffet had loved Humpty Dumpty, She cried, "We could've named our children Ruffet and Grumpty!"

So Little Miss Muffet climbed Humpty's Great Wall, And Little Miss Muffet did have a great fall.