Plan B
Sometime in 2001

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This is about failing to get girls, then trying a Plan B. Written during my most vain years.

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I always try to get girls
I ve got none to this day
No matter how hard I tried
They never came my way
I must have been wrong
Must have made a mistake
My plan must be outdated
A new one I must create

Plan A was screwed up
How stupid were we
Plan A is in the bin
Let s formulate a plan B

What is Plan B you ask
Sit down and I will tell
All of my previous attempts
Have all gone down the well
Here is my new plan
Do nothing at first at all
I m through with trying to get girls
It always led to my fall

Plan A was screwed up
How stupid were we
Plan A is in the bin
Let s formulate a plan B