The Teddy Grahams Are Revolting Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! They're blowing up the whole neighboorhood!

Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! They're stabbing humans with swords of wood!

Why are they doing this? Why are they rebelling? I mean fuckety fucking fuckie! Ha! Ha!.I'm telling!

Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! They are wearing red du-rags!

Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! They're beating up the old hag!

Maybe it was the time When I dunked them in the milk It maybe cause of me though Because I can't handle the guilt!

Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! They're entering my house!

Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! One of them is wearing a blouse!

They're walking up to me, With the swords in their hands They handed me a paper to see It's a list of their demands

They want no one to eat their kind, Because they are a peaceful bunch. They want peace from our kind They don't want to be our lunch.

Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! They are being peaceful now!

Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! They said to eat general tao!

The next time you attack these bears Be careful what you do Because you may be in a scare And the Teddy Grahams will get you!

Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams! Teddy Grahams!