Pure Insanity

Caution: Do not read this story if you value your sanity. Some topics not suitable for children under the age of 15. You have been warned!

Howdy peoples! This is just something I created as a spur of the moment thing. It's what happens when you mix Monopoly (which, by the way, I don't own! Ehehe my disclaimer is short), my friend Selene, and moi. It's completely stupid and crazy... and full of inside stuff that won't make much sense! But yeah, review any way!

Anything in **** is an action; anything between 2 -'s is italicized; anything in () is my comments; and anything in [] are the Random Comments By Selene, also known as RCBS.

Oh, and I don't own Selene or Duo or Monopoly. Selene and Duo are property of Selene and Duo! And Monopoly is like, Parker Brothers or Milton something!

Now, on with the show!

**Kari, Selene, and Duo head to their favourite room at their favourite game site to play Monopoly**

Kari: Private table, pass lalala!

Selene (This is getting shortened to Leney): Duh!

Kari: Duo needs to hurry his ass up!

**Duo appears as late as always**

Duo: Sorry, my damned comp is slow

Kari: Yeah yeah! Join the table!

Duo: Fine **grumbles**

**The screen loads into the Monopoly room**

Leney: I call hat!

Kari: Thimble!

Duo: Damn it, I was going for the thimble!

Kari: You know damn well I'm -always- the thimble!

Duo: Why Megami (Megami is his nickname for me)?

Kari: Good luck, duh!

Leney: Duo, just be your boat.

Duo: Fine...

**The game starts and Selene goes first. Selene lands on 'Just Visiting'**

Leney: Kari, the inmates say 'Hey Sexah'!

Kari: Whoohoo!

Duo: **raises an eyebrow** Inmates?

Leney: From our many trips to the nopoly jail

Duo: ... right... **Duo rolls and lands on a light blue property**

**Kari rolls and lands on the first light blue property**

Kari: I always land on that one property. **buys the property**

**Selene goes and lands on an orange property. Selene buys it right away**

Duo: Hun, why so quiet?

Kari: Huh? Wha?

Leney: Karrrriiiii!!! Guesss whatttttttt!

Kari: What?

Leney: I'm gonna be the Queen of Hicksville for Halloween!

Kari: I'll be a Canadian!

Leney & Duo: You -ARE- Canadian...

Kari: ^_^;

**Duo rolls and goes to a purple property**

Leney: Kari, think I'll land in jail?

Kari: Of course! Think I will?

Leney: Yup!

Leney & Kari: HIBs!!!!!!

Duo: HIBs?

Leney & Kari: Hot Island Boys!

Duo: -_-* I should have known...

Kari: Aww... I still love you hun.

Duo: Aww, I love you too my Megami!

Leney: it out you two!

Kari: You know I love you too babe!

Leney: ^_~ Let's run off together!

Kari: Sure!

Duo: O_O

**Kari chuckles and takes her turn**

Kari: Railroad!

Leney: Hey, I wanted that!

**Selene goes and coincidentally lands on "Go To Jail"**

Leney: Damn that obsessed guard!

Kari: What ya do now?

Leney: Being topless is illegal in nopoly?

Duo: O_O

Kari: Duo!!

Duo: **cowers** Sorry!

**Duo takes his turn, still slightly afraid of his girlfriend**

Kari: No! You landed on my red property!

Duo: Mwahaha! It's mine now! **grins evilly**

Kari: EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: That's what you get for the incestial lesbianism!

Kari: **licks Duo** Trade me the property?

Duo: **dazed** .! No! You shan't trick me, fair Megami!

Kari: Damn you!

**Kari takes her turn and lands on "Free Parking"**

**Selene pays the outrageous $50 fee to get out of jail and rolls. She lands on an orange and buys it**

Duo: She only needs one more orange and she has a nopoly!

Kari: Must stop her!

Leney: **chuckles** But I always win.