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Author: Solar Kitty
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Reviews: 5 - Published: 03-22-03 - Updated: 03-30-03 - id:1263164
Leney: **chuckles** But I always win.

**Duo rolls and lands on "Go To Jail"**

Duo: AAAAHHHH!!!!!

Leney & Kari: What? What?

Duo: It's that damn bi prison guard.

Leney: You mean the one that stalks me? [RCBS: We needa get ryuu to kill the guard :|] (Okay!) [RCBS: YAY!]

Duo: That's the one.

Leney: Poor Duo!

Kari: You two scare me...

**Kari rolls and gets snake eyes*

Kari: Red!! **buys it**

Duo: Damn evil Kari!

Kari: Love you too...

**Kari goes again and lands on yellow**

Kari: More properties!

Leney: Kari, you're poorer than me! [RCBS: That rarely -EVER- happens!]

Kari: No! Never! Impossible!

Duo: Haha!!

**Kari smacks Duo with her titanium spatula**

**Selene sweatdrops and roles. Selene lands on Kari's red property**

Kari: MONEY!!! Whoohoo!

Leney: Now I'm poorerest! [RCBS: I knew it would happen...] (haha)

Duo: I'm a little teapot short and stout... here is my handle, here is my spout...

Leney: Kari, he's gone crazy...

Kari: **smacks Duo again** There, reversed!

**Duo rubs his head and growls**

Duo: Stop hitting me damn it!

Leney: Du-man, it's your turn.

**Duo rolls the dice and remains in jail**

Duo: Bloody fucking Hell!

Leney: **Enraged** That's -MY- bloody fucking word! [RCBS: How dare you let him steal my bloody fucking phrase!] (**hides**)

Duo: I don't give a bloody fuck!

Leney: You better stop using my bloody fucking phrase Duo! You know anything with "bloody" is -MINE- gad damn it!

**While Duo and Selene argue, Kari rolls and gets doubles. She also lands on a green property and buys it**

Kari: Come on oh much desired blue splace! **Kari rolls**

Leney: NO!

Duo: **gasp** She got...

Leney & Duo: THE MUCH DESIRED BLUE PLCE!!!!!!

**Evil villain music plays as Kari cackles evilly**

Kari: **chokes** Ahem... I'm done now...

Leney: Ri-chan, you don't have enough to buy it!

Kari: Li-chan, mortgage! **Kari goes mortgage crazy**

**Kari buys boardwalk and is left with $6**

Duo: Damn... you're obsessed with that place!

Leney: We both are!

Kari: Damn it! I have to go! Dinnertime! Be back in 30 min!

**Kari gives all her money and properties to Selene**

Duo: That's cheating!

Leney: NOOO!

Duo: YESSS!

Leney: Ehehehehe...

**After 15 minutes, Duo claims bankrupt**

Duo: Damn you Sel-woman!

Leney: I told you I always win! [RCBS: And I do! That's why I'm an orange rating and their both. blues. or sumthin] (Evil sister.) [RCBS: :P]

THE END

Sucks... lol Sue me if ya dun like it.(note: all you'll get is a cracked cd case)



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