I don't know what was going through my head when I wrote this, but it's basically what a lot of people feel like first thing in the morning! Lol! R+R please!

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The alarm clock didn't go off,

And my head's full of pain,

I can't find my socks; I've burned the toast,

And I'm late.again!
My bag is missing; the taxi's not here,

Why is every morning always the same?

My tights are laddered; I've lost my keys,

AND I'm late.again!
I'm stuck in traffic; the phone won't work,

The taxi driver's driving me insane,

The sky's clouding over, it's growing dark,

AND I'm late.AGAIN!
I arrive at the gates, but no one's there,

Where has everyone gone today?

What's the date in the paper please?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT'S SATERDAY!