Conspiracy Theory
Sometime in 2000

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I wrote this song after I didn't go up into the top class after gaining top of the bottom class in English. I felt like it was part of a conspiracy set up by the school to fail me.

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Talk slow, think fast
What ya gonna do
Where ya gonna hide
When the world's against you
The walls are closing in on you
There's nowhere to run
The world's against you now
And it ain't no fun

You feel there's a consiracy afoot
Like the school's trying to fail you
You feel there's a consiracy afoot
Like the bullies will try to harm you

People go out of their way
To taunt me
People try to storm my house
To haunt me
Girls all across the school
Always stay away
Guys all across the school
Fuck up my day

You feel there's a consiracy afoot
Like the school's trying to fail you
You feel there's a consiracy afoot
Like the bullies will try to harm you