I (Don't) Dream of Matt Coe

Disclaimer: This song is intended to be strange; I DO NOT DREAM ABOUT MATT COE, it's just to the theme of "I Dream of Genie". Here goes!

Wouldn't it be so weird if

Matt Coe grew a beard?

Would it be as blonde as his hair?

Do you think people would care?

Can't anyone answer me now, please?

Before Sami and I throw cheese.

Would it be enlightening?

Tell me so. . . before I go. . . MATT COE!