The Real Matt Coe

*to the tune of "The Real Slim Shady". . .

Two blonde Matt Coes go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside (x2)

Guess who's Matt. . .

Guess again.

He is Matt.

Just ask Xen.

Guess who's back. . . . . .

Introduced you to Matt Coe,

But nobody wants to know why his hair is so blonde;

He's like Julie- just born with it!

You want our Coe?

We won't give him.

In a bit you'll see why that's so hard:

I guess Matt Coe has money and you ask him for it,

You can go buy lunch, just pay him back for it.

This year we found out

That MC is German

But, does he look at porn

Like Pee Wee Herman? (wink ;)

(Initials) M-P-C won't let you be

When it comes to selling candy

He can't track you down like NYPD,

It would feel so empty without he;

[Chorus:]

Well, this is our friend, MPC,

So everyone, just toss some cheese

'Cause we need a little Matt prophecy

Yeah, it makes us sad without MC. . .

Yep, this is our friend, MPC

Although Robert - his middle name should be

But we needed to make controversy

'Cause we are so sad without MC!
*woot.