Someone killed the shrimp,

Someone killed the mongoose,

Was it me?

Was it you?

Was it the crazed chef,

With his paring knife?

Or was it the secretary,

Who ended its life.

Was it the farmer

With his pitch fork?

Or did the butcher,

Mistake it for pork?

Was it you,

With the shrimp fries?

Was it me,

Eating a mongoose pie?

~Jolyn