Blank page, blank mind,

Have to work, answers to find,

Sharpen pencil, look down,

Still don’t know, sweating brow,

What to do? Look at clock,

Tick tock, tick tock,

Who’s what? When’s why?

What’s the root of volts times pi?

Think Buddha, don’t get stressed. . .

Buddha never took this test!

Look at neighbour, completely cool,

My page empty, her page full,

Try to copy, try to see,

What’s she got for number three?

Teacher sees, tells me off,

If only I’d been born a boff’,

Blank page, blank mind,

Oh no, out of --