Jessica's Song (Never Be Friends Again)
Sometime in 2001

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I wrote this song after a failed cyber romance. They don't work.

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This girl I knew once
She was the sweetest thing I ever knew
We met on the Internet
And from that time we knew
We were gonna have a lot of fun
Even though each other we could not see
It was good while it lasted
Through that time I knew I was free

Then I made a terrible mistake
I admit it
It happened on the net - not in real life
What total bullshit
The net is a dead replacement of real life
It is now - it was then
I know in my heart that we will
Never be friends again

Separated for a while
In that time the bullshit began
I wasn t happy with
The way she treated me back then
I bitched at her
And then that night she cried
And I m sure that marked
The end of our wild ride

It was a terrible mistake
I admit it
It happened on the net - not in real life
What total bullshit
The net is a dead replacement of real life
It is now - it was then
I know in my heart that we will
Never be friends again

We met some time later
After everything went bad
We decided we should break up
It would be too sad
We had one last virtual kiss
And then we said goodbye
We don't know each other anymore
Its enough to make you cry

I'd made a terrible mistake
I admit it
It happened on the net - not in real life
What total bullshit
The net is a dead replacement of real life
It is now - it was then
I know in my heart that we will
Never be friends again