Wokkie the Spatula Layer!
Episode One...The Limerick

Our story opens in a little town called LA thank you very much! Wokkie was frying some snow peas while his girlfriend, Narbie the Spatula and Sponner the Spanner the love child (how did a wok and a spatula get a spanner?!) were sitting and reminiscing, their dear friends, Olga, Spat, Orson, Cherry and the sad losers who keep pooping up like Kitchen 'a' Buyin'.
All of a sudden they heard a:
"Shiver my timbers, shiver my souls,
Yo, ho heave ho!"
It was of all people, no excuse me utensils, Angeltheforkintothemeat, who was still engorged in the ducks stomach, hydrochloric acid slowly eating away at his surface.
"Damn-diddly-ding-dong-crap!" cried the much infuriated Narbie, "It's Forkboy and the evil duck thing!"
"Ho ho, did someone call Jo-Jo?!"
"NO!" exclaimed Angeltheforkintothemeat and the nameless Duck, lets call him Larry.
"Good-o!" cried Captain Coco McJo-Jo.
"I seem to be in a bit of pickle," explained Angeltheforkintothemeat, "Larry has been having some trouble...er shall we say gas, and I need some ventilation in here."
Sponner the Spanner, the love-child of two inanimate objects that he was, was a compashionate boy. He decided the best way to shut up the two ex-pirates for the day, was to let Angeltheforkintothemeat breathe.
And now for something completely different...
There once was a sim called Chumbo,
Who was as fat as a jumbo.
He swan like a fish,
And looked like a fish,
Now that's why he is a crumbo!
Back to topic...
In Wokkie's home Narbie was currently trying to pry Larry's jaws open with her son Sponner the Spanner (who was looking even more like Vincent Karthieser, damn moles). They decided the best way to flush out Angeltheforkintothemeat was to pour the recently cooked snow peas down Larry's throat. Unfortunalty the duck was being very uncooperative and in an act of rebellion, ate Sponner...
"There once was a guy called Sponner,
A direct plagerism for Conner
He was eaten by a duck
All he could say was Chuck (or another word)
Now we think he's a gonner-a!"
...But is all lost for Sponner? Do we try to kill everyone in every episode? Should this keep going? (No, we really want to know!) Stay tuned for next week's exciting installment...or not !
Love Dru and Darla