DISCLAIMER: Any bad pop culture references made in the episode of Wokkie are probably in direct plagiarism, but we don't mean any harm…really. Though it is quite possible that many of our references are to Once More With Feeling, the Buffy musical, after all, this is based on that. The words profusely and toggle flap belong to my (Darla/Cassie Lee's) boyfriend.
The songs used are:
I've Got A Theory - Joss Whedon
I Like Birds - The Eels

PREVIOUSLY, on Wokkie the Spatula Layer….The entire town of LA was taken over by song, our new arch villins. Billy Joel (covering for David the Lobster Splade as he can't sing for crap) and the rather annoying sidekicks Cassie Lassie (friend of Narbie® need we say more!?) and the unexciting Alley-Gorey. Of course Narbie had also slept with Billy Joel but then again whom hasn't she slept with. Narbie was greviously harmed and our poor utensils who had resided in Bob the Bin for so very long (8 months or so) finally were allowed to escape...but not without singing. Will the toturous singing continue...? Read on and find out!

“MUWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!” cried the exultant Billy Joel, relishing the fact that for once in his life things were going to plan. On one side he had his ex-lover now a pile of hardened goop (just like his heart). On the other a whole lot of characters he had never met before, that were starting to piss him off already, had just appeared from an innocent looking recycling bin in the corner of the room. So of course, he just HAD to burst into song.

“I've got a theory,
That bin's a demon,
A prancing demon,
Oh gog he's sitting right there.
I've got a theory,
That bin was scheeming,
When they were stuck inside,
His wacky Greenie nightmare!” Billy Joel was singing like he'd never sung before, though he was soon to be interrupted by Sponner.

“I've got a theory we should take him out,
I'm getting sneerie,
What's this fear-y,
Clogging all about?”

Suddenly Bob feeling the destroyed postive aura in the room decided to set eveything straight...
“ I don't care if you ALL act like turds...
Cause I like (walka walka) birds...”
crickets chirp

Billy sick of tugging on his toggle flap decided as Bob couldn't even adapt the lyrics of his songs he would take on the reins of song again...

“Greenies aren't just great like everybody supposes,
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,
And what's with all the parrots?
What do they need to be saved for anyway?
Greenies, greenies,
He is a greenie.
Or maybe Gidget?”

“Rightio thats it, lets kill him...” cried...Sir Didimus (appearing briefly on break from the Labyrinth) and with the help of Ludo, Ambrosiousm, Hoggle and David Bowie's...assests mauled him profusely. Billy Joel fell to a heap on the floor (his is a metaphore of his actual career) while his bloody and broken body was consumed by Ludo who between breaths uttered “baaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddd smeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll, Biiiiiiilly friiiiiiieiieieeieieieieieieiend.” And so Billy was dead and the Labyrinth characters politely left...never to return again (yay).

So for once were are leaving you all on a happy note, the antagonist is dead...for now. However the always insightful Cassie Lassie and unexiting Alley Gorey were still lurking in the background, clogs in hand the future does not look bright. So until we next write take care of yourself and each other and...STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK'S EXCITING INSTALMENT.

Darla & Dru