Hello my beastie little friends... My name is Nieni and this- this right here. This “story” is where I will rant about things that annoy and amuse me. Oh yes, I will rant, and you will LISTEN because if you don’t I will have your soul. And if you laugh at me at any point- DOOM will rain down upon you.

Sporks... I tried to take over the world with a spork once. I got the idea when I got lunch from KFC one day... A spork came with some macaroni. How I despise macaroni...It's the most disgusting 'food' I've ever come upon... Anyways, I was contemplating whether I'd be able to get away with stabbing the counter lady with the spork when the idea hit me... Why use the spork on her when I could take over the world??!...Of course my plot was brought to an end before it could ripen into brilliance. Mother dearest mistook my weapon of mass destruction for a food-eating utensil and from what I’ve gathered, she THREW IT AWAY.

Why? WHY?! What had my beloved spork ever done to anyone?! Nothing- yet! -siiiiiigh-

Have you ever heard that continuous buzzing sound when the room you're in is completely silent? The room can never be completely silent because of that sound... I despise that sound!...It mocks me... I dispose of all that makes noise to give me a quiet peace, but it's always there!...Just waiting for all the sounds of nature to die down so it can take over... And it comes from nowhere! And once you notice it, even if you make noise, you STILL HEAR IT! It was one of the first things that veered me off the road of sanity... I was just cruising along, minding my own business...and then it started. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ- It NEVER STOPS! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!