The monkey had been sitting at his desk, for two hours, eating that burger "Hay Ken come here" he ordered. "What is it Rich?" asked Ken, Ken was the only 1, of the 7, rabbits in the office that could speak English, (the rest spoke French.) "Does this burger look wired to you" asked Rich who was wearing a black suite just like the ones that Will Smith wore at the end of the first Men in black film. "It does look a bit green to me but that's normal for the rat burgers form the cheese shop isn't it?" "No it should be orange I ordered cat burgers!" Rich said "You should go and complain" Ken suggested "I will. Do you want to come?" Rich asked "I've been playing solitaire on my computer all day, I need a break," Ken said, and of they went.

The cheese shop was in Cuba so they decided to take the plane which only cost 10p the trip was going to take 10 minuets so they decided to take 1st class and watch the 5 minuet version of titanic all you see is the best bits. At the end of the movie a Tiger stood up with a banana pointing to the stewed "take this plane to Luton" he ordered "or else." "Lets not do anything hasty" Rich said standing up with the burger in his hand. "Why do you have that burger?" asked the hijacker who was wearing the cloths of a magician. With a top hat, cape, and an walking stick like the one the old man had in Jurassic Park "I have this burger, because I am taking it to the cheese shop in Cuba so I can complain because it is green when it should be orange" Rich said "Oh my god, that's mare important then going to Luton and turning it into a communist nation! Quick take this plain to Cuba" the Tiger said sincerely. "You're the one with the banana" said the Giant apple who was flying the plane said "we'll go where ever you want!"

The plane landed in Cuba right outside the cheese shop and Rich and Ken got out "now take this plane to Luton" the tiger said as he pointed the banana at the talking apple "and make it fast Communist Nations don't just make them selves, you know!"

Rich and Ken entered the Cheese shop and went past the videos for sale, past the drink snakes, up the stairs past the 2nd floor which contains bird food and on to the 3rd floor which was for the food and complaints he went to the compliant desk and looked at the racoon which sat behind the desk "Can we help you sir?" he asked "Yes you can" Rich replied, "I brought this burger 3 hours ago and it should be orange not green" "Oh dear, sir, that is a serious complaint, so I will send you to the boss" he said as he pulled a lever and a trap door opened under them and the two colleagues went down a slide as they went down it got hotter when the slide finished they could barely see because there was to much smoke but as there vision returned they could see they were in a cave with walls of fire around them and in the distance they could here blood turning screams "where are we" asked Ken "I think I know!" Rich said "Rumours have it that The Cheese Shop is run by the devil and that would mean we are in hell" "Your right, little man" a voice boomed behind them "you are in the kingdom of the dark lord" The Monkey and rabbit turned round and saw a large human only instead of feet he had hooves like a goat, as well as a long tail at the end of his spine and two large horns on his head, holding a glass of horse juice in his hand. "Welcome to my domain" he said "I am Satan, and I hear you have a problem with one of our burgers" "That's right, I ordered a cat burger and I got a rat burger I want my money back!" Rich complained "Oh I am sorry" said The Devil "how ever can I make this up to you?" he paused and took a swig from his horse juice "I know" he continued "how about we step in to my office" he said as he started to walk down a long fiery corridor Rich and Ken Looked at each other and shrugged then started to follow the Dark Lord.

They entered a large room made out of stone with fire on the walls lighting the room at the other end of the great hall was a desk with a computer on and to the left was a filing cabinet with the words souls to collect on it and in the middle of the hall was a mime pretending he was in a box and decorating the walls was the heads of Nazis "T-T-This is a n-n-nice room you h-have here" Ken said trying not to sound scarred but failed completely "Thank you" said the General of the army of darkness "Me and Queen Elizabeth wrote in to Changing Rooms, I did her study and, she, prince Charles and Lawrence Lowelen-Bowen did this, nice, ah!" "I like it, especially the mime and Nazis" Rich said "The Nazis Sing you know" said the Master of Evil "Really, Can I See" Rich asked Satan said something in German and the heads started to sing. "Its spring time for Hitler and Germany" they sang then the Saint of Sinners said some more things I German then they stopped. "Very impressive" Rich said "It took Handy Andy forever to set them up. Now Lets sit at my desk," said the prince of darkness.

The Master of the Dammed, sat behind his large desk and the rabbit and monkey sat on the other side facing him "To compensate you for giving you the wrong burger we, at the Cheese Shop, would like to give you, 100 free plant burgers, a free BMW worth £100,000, a holiday to the Bermuda Triangle all expenses paid and a free T-shirt which says 'go to hell? Been there done that'. What do you think" "I'll take it, and by the way this Burger has Rabies" Rich said then bursting in to laughter", " Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha"

The End?