A/N. These are different characters to the other two. But it’s still conversation. Whee.

End of the World.

“…sleep with me.”

“Excuse me?”

“I said…if it were the end of the world, and you had no other option, would you sleep with me? You really need to listen more.”

“Oh. Erm, how do you expect me to answer that. We’re like, best friends and you’re a …guy.”

“If you had no other option. I mean, do you really want to die a…virgin…”

“Well, no, but…”

“Well?”

“Does it really matter? The world’s not going to end tomorrow, so I really don’t need to answer that do I?”

“Yes. I’m curious now and I want to know.”

“Then…no.”

“Why the hell not?”

“Excuse me?”

“You heard me, am I not good enough for your first time?”

“WHAT?”

“Well, I mean, what’s wrong with me?”

“Nothing!”

“Then why won’t you sleep with me?”

“Why does it matter so much?”

“It doesn’t.”

“Well, can we drop it then?”

“Fine.”

“Okay then.”

“Good.”

Silence.

“I mean, would you really want me to be your first time? It works both ways you know.”

“I know. And well, I wouldn’t really mind. I mean, if it were the end of the world, I wouldn’t mind, well you know…losing it to my best friend, you know?”

“Yeah…I guess.”

“Look, I’m sorry I brought it up, you know I can’t help but ask stupid questions.”

“Yeah…what if it wasn’t the end of the world and I just asked you to sleep with me?”

“Wha’…?”

“Now who needs to listen more?”

“No, I heard you, I just don’t think I heard you right, because if I did then, it sounded like you wanted to know what I’d say to you asking me to sleep with you.”

“Well?”

“You’re a guy…”

“A rather sexy and good looking guy, yes, I know.”

“Yes, but that’s besides the point. You’re my best friend.”

“…Wait, are you agreeing that I am sexy…”

“No.”

“You are!”

“No I’m not…”

“Then why are you blushing?”

“I’m not?”

“Don’t lie. So, you’ll sleep with me?”

“Erm…”

“Oh come on, we’re both virgins and you’re like, my best friend and I don’t think I’d feel comfortable losing it to anybody else.”

“You’re supposed to wait ‘til you’re in love!

“What if I told you, I already am?”

“I’d say, lose it to her!”

“And if I told you it was a he?”

“You’re not gay?”

“Yes I am.”

“No you’re not! One of your reasons for not sleeping with me before was that I was a guy!”

“Well, I’m gay, it just took me ‘til now to realise.”

“Oh, it took you a whole 10 minutes to have this life altering experience?”

“Yes.”

“You’re so full of crap.”

“So you won’t sleep with me?”

“Not unless the world is ending.”

“And if I told you it was…”

“I’d say you were lying, but…”

“But…”

“Okay...”

“So now what?”

“…I don’t know.”

“Me either.”

“Yeah…”

“Yeah…”

“I love you.”

“Yeah, you told me before.”

“Do you love me?”

“Maybe.”

“Just maybe?”

“Fine! Yes, yes I love you, happy?”

“Yes. Ecstatic.”

“So…”

“So…”

“If it were the end of the world tomorrow, would you…”

“Oh god, no more, no more!”