I love this song, I walk around my house singing it from time to time. It's like, The Battle Hymn of Oppressed And Luckless Children. Complete with Stabbing.
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uConspiracy Theory/u:

Why do I deserve this?
What the hell'd I do to you?
Everybody hates me.
And i'm really screwed. (again!)
Everything has gone to hell.
I can't pretend that all is well.
My life's gone down the crapper.
It all goes swirls down the crapper (again).

It's the cause of all my problems.
Intent on making my life suck.
Don't know who got it started.
But I don't really give a flying fuck!!!


It's a fucking conspiracy.
It explains alot but I still want you to fuck off.
It's a fucking conspiracy.
Fuck you all, 'cause I know that you're involved.

How__ the hell did this happen?
I prob'ly didn't do jack shit to you.
Now you're screwing me over.
And there's only one thing I can do.

I'm gonna make you go away.
My aim is off, but that's ok.
Thank you, Little People.
Fuck you, Little People.

It's a fucking conspiracy.
It explains alot but I still want you to fuck off.
Fuck your fucking conspiracy.
I'll kill you all, 'cause I know that you're involved.

I know you hate me, it's ok.
I (you never know).
Might have stabbed you at random anyway.
"cause I don't really give a fuck today.
*speak* Sleep well, Little People.

ins Rando..excuse me, LAVENDER instrumental

It's a fucking conpiracy.
It explains my life, but still_, It's not enough.
You're the fucking conspiracy.
Should have thought before you got into this stuff.
It's a fucking conspiracy.
It explains it all, and now I want you to fuck off.
Life's a fucking conspiracy.
Fuck you all, 'cause I know that you're involved.
I know that you're involved.

Once you're guts are splattered.
It doesn't really matter......

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I know a few bits need help, but still. You always feel better with a 'Take That' song.