(Ever think that your teachers think you're an incompetent juvenile? And
talking is as bad as being pregnant?! Here's an example!)
Talking?
Talking
Is that such a crime?
Teachers spacarise at the very thought
We do what the teacher asks and still are obliterated in the process
"What are you doing Allison and Brooke?"
"Oh, brainstorming sir."
"You have childish minds, you know nothing of life. Therefore, you cannot
BRAINSTORM!"
"But sir out Christian faith does not restrict us like yours! We can sing
and dance and not be persecuted."
SCHOOL RULES:
Dancing leads to sex
Not wearing your hat leads to sex
Not doing your homework leads to sex
Not listening to the teacher leads to sex
"And talking sir?"
"ALSO LEADS TO SEX! You now have a SMALL CHILD GROWING INSIDE OF YOUR
WOMB! YOU'RE UNHOLY!"
"But sir we TOO share the same faith of JESUS!"
"NO! YOU ARE UNFIT FOR CHRISTIAN LIFE AND ARE NOW DAMNED TO HELL! FOR
BEING IMPREGNATED BY SATAN HIMSELF!