I crashed down from far way up,
To find a bruise up my butt.
My nose is bleeding to fill a cup,
I can't even stop it with my sock.

My elbows are scratched, my knees are scrapped,
I tried to patch it up with clear scotch tape.

I've twisted my ankle and bit my lip,
So much for getting it straight.

My hair's a mess,
And all a fest.
I don't even bother with any fuss
'Cause of the gigantic puss.

I got no doctor to help me out
I had no time to cry and shout
Might as well stop this plight
'Cause all this was just not right

I was lying this whole time
I wasn't hurt at any part of mine
It was all a hoax to fake away
Can you help me, okay?

I have this problem that so terrible
I tried so hard to be careful
It has now made me miserable
'Cause I have to go to a physical!!!

AN: Just gotta love this!!!