Football or Soccer

Hello ok this is sort of something I wrote to the football players at my school they have this awful habit of calling all soccer players "grass fairies." This is my response to that.

You all think you are so cool with you football uniforms and your cheerleader girlfriends well listen to this. You have called soccer player "grass fairies" for a long time and I am sure you have not been now. In reality you are the "grass fairies". Why? Well I will tell you. It has been proven that soccer is just as dangerous as football if not more dangerous and yet the only protection we have against attacks are our shin guards. On the other hand you guys have to get all suited up in you little pads and tights and helmets. It is obvious that you guys are to chicken to play w/o this protection. Now if you would still like to call us "grass fairies" then why don't you start playing rugby. I have found over the years that football is a wimpy sport. It is the lazy American "I don't want to get hurt doing anything or I'll sue" version of rugby. For all you football players this is a reality check. Soccer players are way braver than you. You guys are just a bunch of wussy boys.

A/N: Ok I am sorry for any football players who don't do this to soccer players but you know what they have said that one to many times to our team. Flame me if you want to but these are my honest opinions and I don't care what others think of what I have to say.