I like to preach about being yourself
But when it comes down to it, I'm like everyone else!

I like to wear Aeropostale
Hey, look at them - they do as well!

I have to wear make-up everyday,
But I look like shit anyway

And I have to die my hair blonde
Otherwise being stupid would just be wrong.

And I like to wear my astronaut shoes
'cuz they make me feel so cool

My jeans are so tight I can't get out
And my bra is stuffed without a doubt

Of course, you know that I'm a flirt
How else could I get away with my really short skirt?

And I have to date younger guys
Because they like boobs in a smaller size

Even though I fry my hair in a straightener
It doesn't matter
'cuz I'm popular
Even thought when I put it up it's over the side
I doesn't matter
'cuz I look popular

I make fun of the teachers behind their backs
But when they're in front of me I'm a real kiss-ass.

I like to rebel against authority
But only when I'm part of the majority

'czu I'm popular
It doesn't matter
'cuz I look popular

I like to say "like" a lot,
"Like you know", "like wow", "like Oh my God!"

My smile and my laugh are completely fake
And that's what makes me a total flake

I sound like a guy when I speak offhand,
Gotta make my voice high not to sound like a man

And I have to make fun of everyone else
Because I'm just not sure of myself.

I always pretend that I'm ghetto
Hey, look, there's my Lexus! Gotta go!

'cuz I'm popular
It doesn't matter
'cuz I look popular

We all make fun of Jackson all the time
But when he's a billionaire, we'll be wondering why

And I only have one friend that's smart
To the rest of us - cheating's an art.

I go through school without a care,
In 20 years, I'll be on welfare.

I have to swear all the time
If I didn't, I'd lose my mind.

And I know your GPA is higher than mine,
That's why "Do you want fries with that?" is my line.

'cuz I'm popular
It doesn't matter
'cuz I look popular

I always love to be in the limelight!
If someone else was, it just wouldn't be right!

And I'm welcome to make an ass of myself,
'cuz I'm still more popular than everyone else!