Introduction

Once-no, twice-no, thrice under a time there were three ostriches eating corn in the middle of a field. But never mind that,-we want to focus on the terribly horrible, gory, mean mean deeds of the evil genius…PROFESSOR KILUZAL, no wait, we’re not. Instead, I’ll tell you a tail, no a tale, wait, no, a tail-yes, a tail. A big, fluffy white tail. And do you know who that big, fluffy white tail belonged to? No? Okay then. That big, fluffy white tail belonged to…the fnooglepuss. And do you know who the fnooglepuss were? Well? Fine then. The fnooglepuss were graceful creatures, living in the clouds (quite a camouflage for their tails) with their families, peacefully. Their tails didn’t match the rest of their bodies , neither did the rest of their bodies match anything else; bumble bee body, bug head, chicken legs-magnificent specimen. Peculiar thing, wasn’t it? But anyway, let me leave you with one last question; what did they have to do with the story?