THE MOUNTAIN DEW SONG

oh how i love you!

mountain dew!

trolls and elves

adore you too!

if you were a woman

i'd give you two

brad pitt and fabio that is

oh....woo hooo!

you're like gumby

or tweety should i say

don't let that tab

give you away

if you were a booger

i'd pick you first

it's just a thank you

for quenching my thirst

twidley dee

and twidley dum

are just two ugly fat dudes

that have nothing to do with this poem---oooohhhhhh!

MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!

HOW....I....LOVE....YOUUUUUUUU!!!