Harry Potter drank my water

'cause he's hotter thaaaan TOR!

Who is a bore,

and broke my door,

and it fell off the wall

and hit Hall, who is small

and fragile like a doll.

And he died.

And got deep-fried.

In butter.

And his friend Clyde

went to hide

and lied

to his history teacher

named Mr. Kutcher

and they all went to HOLLY WOOOD

and got abducted by evil monkeeeeey

ALIENS!!!1

And hoods!!!!