Teen Angst Barbie!

Includes: Tangled, uncombed hair (Barbie doesn’t need to care about her hair, the whole world hates her and no one can help!), doctor prescribed anti-depressants, and a pistol, for when Barbie can no longer stand the thought of living! She also comes with 12 complete sayings! Four of which are: “No one understands me,” “The world hates me, and I hate the world,” “Life sucks,” and “Leave me alone, I’m depressed.” No kid can learn so much about life with any other toy!

*Warning: May cause depression, mood swings, attempts at suicide, attempts at murder, loss of friends, loss of any interest in the world, and loss of appetite.

HAZARD: Small parts may not be suitable for children under the age of three.